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Damn, I need a drink.

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My heart reverberates like a rose toy.

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@strwbrysuccubus The only way to begin

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@penandjen Facts

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I don’t normally talk about music but Drake fans online and IRL are easily top 3 cornballs.

[kayak @modelomenace]

Just made this

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@Patrickwebb

[monchhichi @realupdawg]

If my girl and I were walruses we’d be fucking loud as fuck and it’d smell like the zoo

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

obama themed blow job?

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@moll11y Arff Arff

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Seeing this physiognomy must have triggered some genetic memories of the Mongol conquest in Xi. This is psychological warfare of the highest order.

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@Foghorn_Keghorn

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Yeah I live in Bushwick what about it

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Fuck Arctic Monkeys

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

Chud looks different in his mugshot, I just can’t put my finger on it.