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The whimsical ramblings of a Radioactive Star with an ever-expanding harem. May have you girls Fe2Mg5Si8O22(OH)2! Bot & Gaoled acct for @BlueHairKei.

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What's with the hold up? Get on with it!

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*starts sweating* I don't feel so good... I think I'm being jammed... >_<

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Just give me the word, and I'll jump in.

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You need an adult? I am an adult!

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I like relaxing in a nice hot bath, as do a large number of the harem. I need a bigger bath. I should've bought that Jacuzzi! >_<

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We've got to have... MONEY~ >=3

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It's a tarp! No really, it's Kona, therefore a tarp! =3

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I get the feeling that Dr. Ver and Colress are crossverse cousins...

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The best sporting rivalry in the world? Has to be an Ashes series. England vs Australia is always the ultimate.

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I don't fear you, Index. Am I supposed to? ^^;;

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MFW = Motherfucking win! Wait what, "my face when..."? Doesn't it mean both? No? Well it does now! =3

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♪I'm a secret lemonade drinker~♪

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I do have Imouto's, but they're not in the harem.

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"GUNGNIR DATOU?!?!" Nah, I can't do Genjuuro's voice at all! XDDD

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Don't be absurd! Of course I'm going to pull you from the mire. Who the hell do you take me for? That's what friends do; stick together!

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Sometimes our lives are destined to go down separate roads. Whether they meet up again in the future, while I hope, remains inconclusive.

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Hmm... *nonchalantly nibbling Pocky, pondering over the situation*

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I'd rather the world didn't fall down around me. Even my pillars of strength stand upon sand dunes sometimes.

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I 'am' a magnificent bastard! \o/

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*holds out a box of Pocky* Would you like some?