Keight

Woman; designer; atheist; arch tech; day drinker; really good singer; wearer of fine shoes.

[Keight @KeightyD]

Me: What do you mean, DELISTED?!
LCBO guy: The #LCBO no longer carries it.
Me: NOOO!!!
*Guy hugs me*
#tears #worstday #RIPChloe #Red249

[Keight @KeightyD]

I just signed up for YMCA’s LocalMOTION! Check it out: https://t.co/SYW0FNHQnS

[Bargsauce @TheBargsauce]

#IWillStopDrinkingWhen Donald Trump stops tweeting.

[Keight @KeightyD]

G:"are you saying you got naked and lay with the dog?" A:"No. But I would have."
#LiveTweeting

[Keight @KeightyD]

J:"Why's his tail short?" A:"Got stuck in the garage door. Blood everywhere. The cut off part squiggled away."

[Keight @KeightyD]

#AiringofGrievances #festivusfortherestofus #irony @inscrip

[Keight @KeightyD]

Hi Mama!
Havin' a super-fun time with livsimplefarms at the #ooak show! #holidayshopping… https://t.co/8Ssh0YYyRI

[Keight @KeightyD]

@sasha8864 #manbuns are in https://t.co/OsNvdmNMuW

[Keight @KeightyD]

"I got a new phone - it must think I'm cute because it keeps whistling at me" #ohdaddy #technologicallychallenged #lovehim

[Keight @KeightyD]

Name 3 things you can cover with chocolate: "a cake, yourself, someone else". Perfect answer. #RickyGervais #RickyGervaisismysoulmate #ellen

[Keight @KeightyD]

I feel like I cheated on my stylist. #ohwell #NewHair #thanks @aimee_pullen #loveit

[Keight @KeightyD]

WTF insomnia? Even the weed isn't helping #cantsleep #sotired #ffs

[Keight @KeightyD]

Less than two hours till game time, bitches. #NHLPlayoffs #conferencefinals #NYR #NYRangers #NYRvsTBL #StanleyCup

[Keight @KeightyD]

Holy shit, I haven't missed a question yet. I'm an effing genius. #CelebrityJeopardy #iamagenius #forrealtho

[Keight @KeightyD]

Holy hell. That was so stressful. Nicely done, ladies. Nicely done. @nyrangers @NHL

[Keight @KeightyD]

OT BITCHES. @NHL Come on ladies, it's time to put on your big girl pants and dance @nyrangers

[Keight @KeightyD]

*feeling nostalic* xoxo https://t.co/ypjg0dSACf

[Keight @KeightyD]

LOVE @DaRealMonieLove on #siriusxm sorry @MrEdLover #Backspin #ladiesfirst

[Keight @KeightyD]

I just can't even. #worstday continues. How could they?! #GreysAnatomy #OMG Thank goodness for #redwine #redwinelover

[Keight @KeightyD]

Ugh. Slept in, no coffee cream, SiriusXM expires today, and it's a blizzard. #FFS #worstday