Keiler Ghost

Why is a ghost Tweeting for an ad agency? Here’s a better question. What’s an ad agency doing in my building?

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Keller gives up the Ghost. Literally.

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Why I never go backpacking and why you shouldn't either
http://t.co/LbbJYjc3wv

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Grab a chair. Before one grabs you. http://t.co/6ep7bhWCHU

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Cape Cod turns into a ghost town after Labor Day. My favorite time to go.

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These make my day. And I’d like to thank all the little people who made it possible. http://t.co/ZnDXJf9FKM

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My website? The attic.

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@DeirdreLanders I live in an attic. Everything is dark.

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Do I drink the office coffee? I’m dead. Not stupid.

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Stolen office supplies. 40 years’ worth. Best offer.

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I’m on the web. Coincidently, there’s web on me

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I’ve stolen so many paper clips over 40 years I’m building a HAARP Array in the attic.

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Call me old-fashioned but if you don’t stop following me I’m calling the Police.

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You should get chills from reading a good creative brief. And not just because I’m in the room.

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Was all set to buy an LED TV but the salesman said Plasma would suit me better

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Every time a good campaign dies needlessly, an angel loses a wing.

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The importance of creative briefs can’t be overstated. Overlooked perhaps. Over-analyzed certainly. But overstated? Never.

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Fashions to die for. I know I did.
http://t.co/ETaBkaQAJe

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You’ll never see me bite anyone. That much I can tell you.

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JWT? When I knew him, the "W" stood for "Whippersnapper."
http://t.co/1RCUyn6Jho

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Love watching the World Cup. Especially when the announcer yells,
"Ghoooooooooooooooost!"