Jared Keim

UCLA '20 | KeimCare LLC

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

.@ewarren gives form to brainy, compassionate, determined, indefatigable leadership. Her extraordinary belief in the capacity of our nation to serve its poorest resident and to demand the most of its people will continue to move our nation forward. Thank you, our friend!

[rachel yara @bugposting]

insane to know that there is free serotonin floating around in my brain and my receptors are like hm...none for me thanks

[Kimberlé Crenshaw @sandylocks]

I voted for @ewarren today b/c she listens to Black women, understands that “Economic justice has not ever been sufficient to ensure racial justice,” admits mistakes, is a tough broad, and b/c we now see how not having a leader w/ a plan costs lives. https://t.co/RHIMCN6TE4

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“I’ve CC’d in my boss”
- professional
- corporate
- mildly threatening

“You wanna say that in front of Greg?”
- confident
- threat level 9000
- who is Greg and what is he capable of

[Dominic Riccitello @DominicScott]

Someone's therapist knows all about you.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Women tend to have way more interesting scandals than men. Dudes usually get in trouble because they were horny or they were angry. We get in trouble because we start a fake blood company or pay $500k to get our kid on a rowing team.

[Jared Keim @KeimJared]

That's fine. Come at me with your hate for Sia's Christmas album. I can take it!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

In the spirit of literally every other institution and govt official on Twitter, in honor of pride month, we’d like to offer some vacuous, empty support for everyone in the lgbtq community in the form of a nicely worded tweet and then do literally nothing else.

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.

[Jared Keim @KeimJared]

@timfooleryy Who would ever skip Camp Texas?

[James @CaucasianJames]

so ur just gonna play with my heart on a school night

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

It’s okay if you don’t feel like you have your shit together yet.

It’s okay if you get overwhelmed easily.

It’s okay if you have a hard time cutting yourself slack.

You’re a work in progress.

It’s okay. You’re okay.

[Jared Keim @KeimJared]

@BearSwimming @Cambridge_AD @JgTodd3 Those individual ones...

[Jared Keim @KeimJared]

@timfooleryy Ought I send over more playlists