Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected]

IT nerd and Essex boy in Buckinghamshire. Epic consumer of BBQ foods. Infosec vendor customer wrangler. Occasionally wrong. Peasant user not willing to pay

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

I didn't expect to see Elon with him so soon...

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@matt_sims1 How many of your employees attempt suicide?

I had a medical emergency last week and you denied my wife, your employee, time off for dependants.

She tried to kill herself yesterday.

You're an appalling employer.

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@WestHam_Central Blocked

[George Vincent Robinson @GVRobinson]

Fabianski Game by numbers

8 Saved
6 Saves in the box
0.77 Goals Prevented

Oldest Player in the Premier League 🧤⚽️

#EPL #BOUWHU

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Fabianski my man of the match. Outstanding performance. #bouwhu

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Fab. Fab.fabianski

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Terrible today in Aylesbury @tesco Broadfields and @sainsburys Gatehouse. My wife (blue badge holder, limited mobility) and I intended to do our big Christmas shop. Neither store had functioning scooters for her. So we couldn't shop with them. @DisRightsUK

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Volunteering at @BSidesLondon #BSidesLDN2024 this weekend. Expecting some fun

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Cosmic Sans...

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

There's one mystery from spaceflight I have yet to solve,
when the first crew began their stay on the ISS, commander William Shepherd began keeping a ships log.
And I can't understand how these historic documents were published in Comic Sans. Was this an intentional choice by the astronaut, someone at NASA or just a glitch in the conversion software, after all there are a lot of glitches in the encoding, so it could be something related to that.

https://t.co/clQ1DethAT

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@DJSnM Cosmic Sans?

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@almurray Had an answer ready in case you picked on me and asked about my job. Given your experience of the last 24 hours, I thought Autoglass fitter might have stumped you. That or gynaecologist. Both lies.

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

So happy to have treated friends and family to a hilarious evening with the incomparable @almurray tonight. #family #TaylorSwiftsTits #Rwanda

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@safesecs @almurray I caught a wist too...

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Waiting to see @almurray in Aylesbury tonight. Wondering what he'll be wearing.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Congratulations to the thief who will soon be dressing up as the Pub Landlord.

@metpoliceuk

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Happy Hammer!

So nice to finally get the rub of the green with a VAR decision. Made sweeter that it came at the hands(feet?) of Manchester United.

Summerville looked amazingly impactful.

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Drink cider from a lemon.

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@safesecs @Petrolslut @lordtweek Dry burgers later?

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@FvdE

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@rik_ferguson Is Siri in the Southern hemisphere?

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

@safesecs My selection. Like Sam, SAR is actually COL. And yes, the bottom four are all DNFs in my prediction. Bring on race day. #F1 #SingaporeGP

[Keir 👨🏻‍🌾@[email protected] @KeirSnelling]

Just tuned in for Fantasia of British sea songs. My favourite part. #LastNightOfTheProms