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Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

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“Followgy” : A Tweet intended to be seen & RT'd to express regret for something that's criticized : http://t.co/A11H0ZXWsJ

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@haveyoumetmorgz Yes

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@britttanyk Lol. Yup

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@haveyoumetmorgz Lol - agree

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@tamdanielle85 Teacher....

[Levi D @_LDobs]

WHERE’S THE SWEETNAA #MAFS

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Billy's a barista. And he drinks instant Moccona coffee. #mafs given all these holes in his stories re sweetener and surfing, is he *really* a barista then.

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You can tell Martha and Michael had a bad week as that's the most boring shirt he's worn in a while. Reflecting his mood. #MAFS

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Fish lips aside, Jess' facial reactions at the commitment ceremonies are gold. #MAFS

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And now back to the white heels. #mafs

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Cyrell's wearing different shoes, white heels to black combat boots. #mafs but if that was staged, woo! What a hell of a scene.

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Cyrell and Martha blow up then cuts to Susie and Billy. #yawn #MAFS

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Cyrell's wearing different shoes, white heels to black combat boots. #mafs but if that was staged, woo! What a hell of a scene.

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To be fair, Ines was prob smiling and laughing to hold her ultimate rejected feeling from Sam who just savagely denied her. #mafs

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Woo! That was what we were waiting for! Cyrell!! #mafs

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Martha- I don't talk about my feelings. Ever.
(Cos I'm an empty vessel filled only with Botox.) #MAFS

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#MAFS Apologies like Mike's are annoying. "I didn't know at the time how serious it was to her. If I knew, I wouldn't have done it."
Subtext - I don't take you seriously in the first instance.

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#mafs has separated the women as the public sees them :
Heidi, Mel, Jules - the relatable ones
Ning, Cyrelle, Liz - the "crazy" ones
Ines, Jess, Martha - the fake , mean ones.

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Cyrell: the true hero of #MAFS

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@iamsammylee

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I usu love the drama but this is too painful now. Just call them out, get it over with, come clean, spare the misery for Liz. #MAFS

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Only time I've sided w Mike. What was he supposed to do - ignore Jess until Mummy Heidi can vet the conversation? #MAFS