Keiran Merrick

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http://t.co/P5qM5uJvy5

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Paul Simon once described his song Me and Julio as "inscrutable doggerell"

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Word of the day: Doggerel a. Comic verse composed in irregular rhythm. or b.
Verse or words that are badly written or expressed.

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Everyday a painter and decorator rides past my window singing at the top of his lungs. It never fails to put a smile on my face.

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Now i just need to find some celebrities to abuse... Who first?

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Hello Twitter, a place where my mum can't read my rantings.. CuntyFuckButteryBollocks etc...

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@riggadrum had to make a twitter account just to ruin that for you.

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@riggadrum sorry to break it to you but its actually beat-boxing. I know how much you love that stuff.