Keith Appleby

Ph.D. in Sociology, University of Oregon, Eugene. Digital Marketer, Business Analyst, Data Scientist, Caretaker of an English Mastiff named Kinsey.

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

Rest in power.

https://t.co/scVQVPfV3A

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

thinking of quitting my jobs & becoming an influencer full-time wdyt

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

❤️🤗❤️

[VICTOR BERMUDEZ @vicbermudez]

. @CanesFootball fans are live savers! Literally! And @canesvoice can give play by play to just about anything.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

Oregon does not mess around.....

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

The CEO of my company recently turned 30 and he asked if I had an advice I could give him for his 30s. My answer: “No advice for you. But, the advice that I wish I could have given to 30 year old Keith and also adhered to would be from Hamilton: “Talk less... Smile more.”

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

We all make mistakes as times change. This is the correct way to do an apology.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

In 2000, while on SNL, I made a terrible decision to do an impersonation of Chris Rock while in blackface.  There is no excuse for this.

I am very sorry for making this unquestionably offensive decision and thank all of you for holding me accountable.

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

I never want to see a GoFundMe for someone who has cancer or been in a car accident ever again.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

GoFundMe is not health care. Yet that is how thousands and thousands of people across the country are trying to stay alive. We must make health care a right to all regardless of ability to pay. We must have Medicare for all. https://t.co/5Gpm7c3BW3

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

"Plus, I got a few dollars I can fight the case." Bye, Felicia!!!

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences. Speak the truth with love and kindness.

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

I am just totally blown away by this live performance by @JaredLeto. Thought it had to be a video it was so good. Literally nearly moved to tears. Thirty Seconds to Mars: Dangerous Night https://t.co/16BEXjc6Fi via @YouTube

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

@DoctorGraffin As a fellow JCS scholar, Be curious to hear your reaction to the production of #JesusChristSuperstarLive ......

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

You have to love it! https://t.co/JWAVsjIZFa

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

ADVANCE THE BRACKET

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

@JKCorden . Congrats on the birth. Props on the work ethic.

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

@maggieserota : "A White House official speaking to the Wall Street Journal, however, inferred....". Actually, they "implied" it. 😜👍

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

Not the best quote ever, but certainly a good one. https://t.co/a0ZE3Pj2Q6

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

"Everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to do the work" The best QUOTE EVER

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

@Chris_Meloni Ah, I see. Original Senators became the Twins in '61, but were replaced by an expansion Senators team the same year who would later go on to become the Texas Rangers,

[Keith Appleby @KeithApplebyPhD]

@Chris_Meloni How did you get pickpocketed at a Washington Senators game at RFK when you were born in '61 and they moved to Minnesota in '61? Clarification, please?

[James Comey @Comey]

“If you want truth to go round the world you must hire an express train to pull it; but if you want a lie to go round the world, it will fly; it is light as a feather and a breath will carry it.” Rev. Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1855).

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.