Keith Ashline

I know all of the words to We Didn't Start The Fire

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@TheRealHoarse @cbfplr “Yes. Hello. I would like one wood please.”

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@F1 @kellia413 whelp, looks like he’s gonna be on pole. 🙄

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@Criminalsimpson Ooo! Floor Pie!

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@kellia413 how bout that?! That squirrel can waterski!

[CNY Central @CNYCentral]

https://t.co/FKRheZcpMh
Twiggy, a waterskiing squirrel, is set to appear at the 2024 New England Boat Show in Boston this January for daily performances.

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@kellia413 @lyssashateblog 🤣🤣we’ll have to celebrate a few days early

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@FuturamaDay We came here to terrify and humiliate you. Not tickle your funny bone!

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@kellia413 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[beckywtheokhair @beckywtheokhair]

Books you had to read in high school as Arrested Development quotes: a thread

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@QuotesFuturama What smells like freakin porpoise hork??

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@kellia413 I hope you’ve seen this 🤣

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

A deepfake video depicting Ron DeSantis as Michael Scott from The Office wearing a woman’s pantsuit is making the rounds.

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@casualseinfeld @kellia413 absolute classic #schnappedme

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@ITYSL Boo caught me sleeping!

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@Pbthee @TheSimpsonsTQ Shut up! That’s why!

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@Super70sSports I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.

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@QuotesFuturama …and why did I have to take a cab?!

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@kellia413 🤣🤣🤣

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@kellia413 @AOC You better believe I did!

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“Hang on, I’ll go get my saw out of the garage”

[Fatherly @FatherlyHQ]

Parents Who Raise Resilient Kids React Like This When They Get Hurt https://t.co/q6lRrmUabi

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@kellia413 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome @AppleTVPlus “I’m really excited to be working here at lululemon” 💀💀💀

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@kellia413 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome @AppleTVPlus Omg, that was amazing!

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@kellia413 @alynngetfit Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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@nytimes