Keith Burr

I create comedy. Standup, sketch, improv, 60k YouTube Subs. I hear I have an accent like a banjo spoke #comedy

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There’s some poor schlub who doesn’t own a cell phone parked in a van down by the river!
This Yay Hoo is listening to nature, watching the stars, and has NO idea he’s supposed to be terrified of everything.
What an idiot

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@Jayecane Yea! I NEED A LAWYER

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@yaycasinous 8

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@CrowncoinsC What does “free” mean…

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@mrogames 3!

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@SDwizeguy @SteveSchmidtSES Just like the mountain of other BS allegations chucked desperately at the wall by the criminals trying to make sure the country stays divided.. he would be in jail. If he can be indicted for nothing he would be on death row for a provable soeeding ticket

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@StephenKing Steve’s back on Coke again.
Thank Maturin

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Where My Blind People At? #glasses #comedyshorts
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#glasses #funnyvids

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@funnyparanoidR Didn’t the Kennedy’s do that to one of their youngins?

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Hey Drift lift spin and Yaw are covered by calling it English! Lll https://t.co/abqYyfWQv6

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I gotta have a license to fish but any two idiots can pop out a dumb baby. #MondayMotivation

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@RobinRene81 Not the way you mean

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Rehab is the only place you can see two tattoo faced Ex Cons debate their favorite flavor of vape straightfaced. Popping around group to group puffin on everyone’s pieces and I’m sitting the smoking a pall mall watching it all go down.

#vapes #rehab

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@NIDIAGORMAN10 I sure will

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@LibertyMugs The patriarchy

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When my girl leaves her makeup out I hide, rubber band and paper clips in tow. Now I hide. It’s war you want? wantUh #NewProfilePic #makeup #relationshipgoals

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How the fuck are there people who think the earth is flat who are more successful than I am.

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I wish the punchline would hurry.

#standup