Keith Carey Quotes

quotes from the one and only lord of fudge @keithtellsjokes cohost of the This is Not a Show podcast. former writer for lights out with David Spade.

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Give me hulk seed

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Ass is more concrete than any god

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A message from Grimace Nation to @gossgoss6

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If we pay the poor, then who will we eat?

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Hepa-tie-dye is what you get when you wash a shirt in my moms period blood

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Have yourself a gross ass little Christmas. Eat my cum out of a bird.

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Recording today with comedy genius/vape juice sommelier @ramsbad ! Send us your questions!

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Hey guys, I put together this form to start planning out where I should book stand-up shows once the world starts re-opening. If that sounds like the kind of thing you'd want to see, fill it out real quick!

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@Scoundroul @NotAShowPod @ramsbad @gossgoss6 How dare you, @JoeCharlesKaye is extremely fungible

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I don’t fuck with no rombus titties

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If you become an artisanal shit and piss leather man. We’re not friends anymore.

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If your this fat you don’t want to be hard near food.

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Songs from the nelly era are really more my thing, as shreks child.

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If you’ve been eating target candles that might explain why your drug test is coming back inconclusive.

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I would vote for racist bugles

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Old Testament god was a Chad