Keith Manning

Film technician by trade, Games maker London 2012 Olympics. Management consultant and mystery customer. Runner, diver, cricketer.

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@Middlesex_CCC Defeat is an understatement. I hope Noah is OK. That looked like a nasty blow.

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@harry_brig @englandcricket If it hadn’t rained on Thursday, the 5 day game might have finished after 2. Your definition of proper test cricket is different to mine.

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

Anniversary of D -Day.

June 6th 1944.

Take a moment to remember all those who sacrificed their lives for us.🇬🇧

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@englandcricket Mick is so missed.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We are now in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

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To the hundreds of drivers that ignored the lane closures on the M4 tonight and hindered the rescue operation of a seriously injured person.

I hope that you spend the 10 minutes you saved well. After all, in your eyes, that’s more important than someone’s life.

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@Middlesex_CCC 2 questions.

Why didn’t Morgan bowl? If we don’t need a bowler there are better batting options.

Why did Zafar return against Billings who destroyed his previous over?

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@leytonorientfc Passes per game is probably Archibald but he missed a good chunk

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@BBCBreaking The opinion poll that was last weeks election would indicate that they will lose the by-election and the Manchester mayor vote too.

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@Olympics @WorldAquatics And I was involved in rigging the cameras on the board.

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@leytonorientfc They need to investigate cause and effect. Another poor official.

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@Middlesex_CCC 🔦🏏

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

MISSING:

Can you help us find 14-year-old Priya? She is missing from the Lewisham area and we are worried about her. She was last seen wearing a black coat, a black hoodie, black leggings and black trainers.

If sighted, please call 101 quoting CAD 3656/14JAN26 https://t.co/ZVOieqRr8y

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@englandcricket Beaten? Thrashed

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@leytonorientfc VAR would have disagreed

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@stefceretti @bscholl To save aircraft waiting for the gates burning fuel

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@FCA_World Schoene Stadt

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Have you seen 16-year-old Kayanah? She has been missing since Thursday, 16 October.

Police believe she could be in the #Newham, #Islington or #Twickenham areas.

Anyone with info is urged to contact police on 101, quoting reference 884/17OCT

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@HomeOfCricket I would have been all over this but it’s in plastic cups. All beer tastes the same from those.

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@Middlesex_CCC Will this be on Saturday even if the match finishes early?