Keith

This is my outlet for what really goes on in my head. If you're easily offended, don't bother following.

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@Brutal_0s Bro could have rolled the window down first at least

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@iamrebeccad65 2 seconds later a seagull swooped in thinking it was a fish

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

"Jill, I tripped over this. I hope it's not important"

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@OpieRadio The $50 a month I pay for two radios is a rip off

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

If OJ doesn't fit in his coffin, does that mean he's still alive?

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@PatMcAfeeShow there's something about the way @MichaelCole says Philadelphia that bugs me. He says PhiladAlphia instead of PhiladElphia. Please have him fix this 😂

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@MichaelCole there's something about the way you say Philadelphia that bugs me. You say PhiladAlphia instead of PhiladElphia. Please fix this 😂

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@JuliaTwist4 Surprise! I didn't send your gold digging ass anything 😂

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 23 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

.@JimNorton isn't looking too good these days 👀😂

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

Treat every day like it's April 1st and don't believe anything you read online.

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

The citizens are getting restless over gas prices. We need to do something to distract them!

We could always tell them we're going to make daylight savings time permanent 🤷‍♂️

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

Covid must be a baby boomer, a war breaks out and it's nowhere to be found.

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@theblaze Enough said

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

If @steveaustinBSR indulged in the sweeter things in life 😂

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@nj1015 According to my company and territory they have me covering, South Jersey includes Ocean County in its entirety

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

I'm starting to think Joe Biden was the young driver carrying 30,000 pounds of bananas to Scranton Pennsylvania all of those years ago.

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@franksskintags If only riding a horse were that simple

[Keith @KeithFromPhilly]

@kitbomb @OpieRadio Got me there 😂