Keith Ian Neal

a dad who makes music,art and film stuff,and goes on adventures. I sometimes pretend to be a writer. Creator of Chilldren's Terrorvision Woodshop

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I was holding out for a redemption arc. Now to wait for the mysterious masked stranger arc with the shocking surprise unmasking #RIPHULKHOGAN

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@VerizonSupport the DM thing,keeps it on the DL,sweeps it under the carpet. Id rather a public acknowledgment on what appears to be a rapidly trending and growing issue across a widespread area,instead keeping under wraps.

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@NYSEandG both the App and the website are down to review my bill and make payments. When will they be working again?

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@johnmellencamp gives a much better lyrical representation of the #SmallTowns I come from. Somebody needs to give that Jason guy a #chilidog

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Is anyone else eagerly awaiting the grand opening of @MrBricolage store where the #CarnacStones once stood in eager anticipation of the earth opening up to release #TheOldOnes and @Trolls which will overwhelm and devour all if mankind? #StandingStones #tremblementdeterre

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@weatherchannel how come your Air quality numbers are much lower than those posted on https://t.co/k9RNZMaRzW and from our local outlets?

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I'm supposed to be focusing on work but my brain wandered into imagining a weird @StephenKing universe where Mr.Hooper did come back to Sesame Street #Daydreamingatwork #focus #HorrorFan

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Gray skies aren't gonna clear up ...
Arrgh!
Pour out a slug of smirnoff...
Arrgh!
And shed disfunction all over our lives
Arrgh!

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@dailyjuddnelson can we expect a John Bender followup now that Saturday Detentions are over?

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@GOP Is this a congrats on a Border Patrol performance well done or complaint that's there's not enough undocumented people to work in GOP owned factories?

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Don't have a zillion followers like @elonmusk but I have signed for for 10yrs to help @StBaldricks raise $$$ for #kidscancerresearch as my part to help the future like he does https://t.co/jonWym2yW5

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@laurenboebert Are you talking about all the traditional pregame ceremony entertainment performed at Super Bowls since forever?the traditional gospel, and patriotic songs before the anthem signals game on? Oh,I just realized,she means all the songs not sung by the white dude!

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@laurenboebert Some of those were gospel songs, Jesus stuff. But that's nor anything you'd understand.

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I rarely drink and I don't toke. This week I hurt my ankle real bad and ate part of an edible to help with pain amd sleep. Shortly afterwards the military shot down 3 UFOs. This is why I don't party. #UFOshotdown #UAPs #nancyreaganwasrightallalong

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Today we remember all who fell at Gobbler's Knob in the brutal battle against Marmot Oppression. Today is our #groundhogday

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#ColdestRegards https://t.co/hNiZOQcuWd

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Coldest Regards https://t.co/nkidQ85FmA