keithdoesstuff.bsky.social

Professional log-watcher and speed-Googler. Officially good at turning things off and on again, I have the paper to prove it.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

@JamesT_ALGOP @desunyan2 @IBRice101 I've never tweeted about trigonometry before, does that mean I don't know what a triangle is

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

I used to be very frustrated when security researchers published detailed vulnerability reports - meticulously describing every step of the discovery process but failing to include indicators of compromise or exploitation.

It’s not about writing detection rules for us. Just sharing a log snippet, suspicious process behavior, or anything else observed during successful exploitation would be incredibly valuable.

Better handover between researchers and defenders means faster, more effective responses.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

So LNK files have had command lines put in them by worms/other threats for execution/persistence for at least 15 years now, but because someone put a linebreak in there it's now suddenly a zero-day? Guess it's been a slow day at the Trend Micro offices again

[isabelle 🛸 @IBRice101]

If it's not Wallace and Gromit I don't want to know you tbh

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

@joetidy This is nothing new or special, any university with a module that explains how to attack something with a step-by-step guide is going to make students sign a "you can't blame the teacher" form in case of someone trying to sue the uni for damages when a student can't pay out.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

@Josh_brown18 A person made the coin. A person made the wallet. Various people put money in the wallet. People are coaching a chatbot into bringing up memecoins in hopes that it pumps them. Saying an AI did this is like saying Microsoft Tay was actually a sentient racist.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

@Josh_brown18 Memes about shitcoins are as old as memecoins themselves. This AI's designed to shitpost and these coins are prime material for that; people taking the deliberately dumb output from this as an opportunity to pump random memecoins doesn't mean the AI is doing anything

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

Halloween month has arrived, as is tradition a new spooky name must be set

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

It's great that threat actors are using AI to generate their scripts - it adds comments to every code block, making it so much easier for us to read

[senatormeow.bsky.social @SenatorMeow]

real

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

My life has changed. Praise Jesus.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Remmelt Ellen 🛑 @RemmeltE]

Ooh yes.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

The Roman empire had their lead water pipes pushing their middle and ruling classes to madness. We've got Twitter and Facebook ads.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

Nobody's talking about the true impact of the pandemic: Boomers/Gen X being confined to social media for a year. Now each time there's an outage you've got swathes of middle-aged professionals screaming that the deep state did it to... uh... something something EVIL. Brain worms.

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

Has anyone made a stylish anime villain character for the Crowdstrike outage yet? Designed a poster or action figure for it? I'm thinking something like "Stricken Lemming"

[keithdoesstuff.bsky.social @KeithLearmonth]

@_mormaid @IBRice101 I get it, I yam furious too. This story has taken my mood from a high to aloo