Keith Malley

HALL OF FAMER! 🏆

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First time I saw this I assumed it was AI and it was kinda funny

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Somebody gotta stop her 🤣

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Meanwhile, across town …

CLT TACOS?! WTF?!

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Some days SNL is perfect. Tonight’s was. Even the ending. Eesh.

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@MrGsd123 @JoJoFromJerz What are you defending?

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What if we find out Dr. Santos just HAPPENED to be on her period both seasons? #ThePitt

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@DrMegaG @blueskypinit WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???!!!!!

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@Georgesantos “Hide yo man hide yo credit card!!!”

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@Georgesantos “Hide yo man hide yo credit card!!!”

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@podcast411 Once you get a $14 trade-in on a 35 cent game, it’s anything fuckin goes

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@AutismCapital We all agree he knows his shit, right? And finally they’ll address all the cum. (Ejaculate.)

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@AngelaBelcamino But can him being homophobic and dying not bum me out too much?

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@aFeliciaWorld I read it as MysteryQuotes. “And now I have their attention …”

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YES! what a wonderful Podcast @KATG @KeithMalley with @spkheller 🙌❤️👇
3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller https://t.co/YFYmDpfRJV via @YouTube

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@redheron You’re subtle

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Everything expires. Even mayonnaise.

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@AngelaBelcamino I like to picture neighbors seeing your fun sassy walks and thinking, Did she post yet???

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Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

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I’m trying out AI sex. Hey @grok wattup?