otter

i like gettin faded, doges, and cars. hbu?

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@hotpockets @moreskids

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

You think our phones randomly vibrate to suck us back into using them? Like as a marketing technique?

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@SoundersFC why is Leerdam still on the team? Every play hes involved in he ruins

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@Broncos can we just put in Lock? Flacco looks lost back there

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@komonews can you make a sequel to seattle is dying called wtf is happening on i5/405/512

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@Bluneinheimer Connor elhert is the boy too i forgot he works there

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@Bluneinheimer Stoner skater asian guy, hes not weird and sometimes tells me about cool stuff

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

everything i have is always at about 6 percent: my phone, my laptop, my patience, my energy

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@KaiWachiMusic any shot you upload your diso set? im just tryin to snap my neck rn

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

got a new phone, same number, text me your name plzzzzz

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

Its really sad to see france be handed the semi and final. Great cup but several no calls on fouls on hazard and now 2 free goals and no calls that would yield corners #WorldCup2018

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

France literally has been given both goals by the ref lol #WorldCupFinal

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@EpicGames why is the gameplay like half the fps it use to be? Is it just servers are full?

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

Baked potatoes are gods gift to mankind

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

Anyone with room in their car thats goin to diso hmu plzzzz!

[Kappa Delta WSU @kappadeltawsu]

Had so much fun with @ThetaXi_wsu and @SigmaChiWSU at the lip sync! Team 6 is starting Greek Week off strong 💥💥💥

[WSU ALPHA O @WSU_AOII]

Presenting Youseff Tantawy from @ThetaXi_wsu running to be our Alpha Male !!!! LIKE and get ONE point, RETWEET and get TWO points !! You have until 10 pm :-)

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

Worst part about not getting to go to a rave: the snap stories

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@lisapete25 I gotchu, chillll

[otter @KeithOlejnik]

@lisapete25 its not just her twitter😂😂