Country Lawyer

I'm a pretty good fella...when it's not duck season.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@RealCandaceO @jordanbpeterson

[Jordan Burroughs @alliseeisgold]

Hey @USC and @UCLA. Y’all need a wrestling coach?

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

It’s super-easy to spot a weak argument/position when someone claims to be right because of their academic pedigree. I’d be more persuaded if they announced they’d just arrived from their stay at @HolidayInn Express.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

You know how on American Idol when a duet auditions, almost always one makes it to Hollywood and the other does not? Well, Wynona’s going to Hollywood. Every time. #grandpatellusboutthegoodoldtruth

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@Srockit @HowlinVoolf @JasonIsbell @Srockit - you forgot e-minor. 😂

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

Billy identifying as a 3rd grader and killing it.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

When I was a kid there was the “real” news and there was the National Enquirer, which was known and accepted as entertainment. Now, it’s all National Enquirer. All of it. Supposedly Ukraine was attacked by Putin? I’d like to know what’s going on but I don’t check the Enquirer. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Drake White @DrakeWhite]

Excited to be on tour with @whiskeymyers here’s a cover of Stone in honor of the first run of their tour 2/16 in Maryland and NY! https://t.co/jerO7sHAOV via @YouTube

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

For what it’s worth, I’m the easiest fella to buy a gift for, if ever the inclination strikes you. It’s simple...@megabassamerica Vision110 jerkbait...any color. No need for the “+” or all the gizmo models...just the OG Vision110. $25/each. Just one will thrill me.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@DrakeWhite’s life was literally snatched from the grave. This is why. His purpose was not yet fulfilled. May you watch this clip and check out his life’s work, because he’s here to assist in transforming your perspective, performance, position, and influence in this life.

[People @people]

Drake White Reflects on His Recovery from a Brain Hemorrhage: 'I Feel Extremely Lucky to Be Here' https://t.co/YUYQGf5XtA

[semoball.com @semoball]

Former @jacksonfbnation LB Bryce Norman landing on the All-OVC second team as a true freshman #OVCit

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@nyporchsport Bring back Mike.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

😳

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Brusdar Graterol's Mutant 103mph Two Seamer with 19 inches of arm side run.

Tail and Ball Trail. 😳

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@MichGoldenLight 334

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

Why is it that the public servants I most admire and believe are all women? If they’re saying it or requesting it, I’m all in. @SarahHuckabee @govkristinoem @CynthiaLeeSheng

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

It really does seem that the strangest of things happen in election years.

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

@SEMOfootball - you’ve disregarded the best amateur QB in our state. He’s now on your campus. You continue to ignore the information below. I suppose y’all are anti-vaxxers, too?

[Nick McNeal @NMcNealCBJ]

Best HS QB I’ve ever seen

Cael Welker’s SR year at Jackson:
☑️ State Championship
☑️ C5 Offensive Player of the Year
☑️ C5 1st Team All-State (3x)
☑️ 53 TDs (38 passing, 15 rushing)
☑️ 0 INTs (1st in school history)
☑️ 3,060 Total Yds (12.9 per play)

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

I would be very interested to read the transcripts from when Congress debated the SSA in 1935. My hunch is the dissenting arguments would be hauntingly prophetic. It would be wonderful if a gov’t effort to avoid life’s difficulties could work.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Social Security will be depleted in 2033, a year earlier than previously projected, according to a government report, as the pandemic has drained revenues and put additional strain on one of the U.S.’s most important social safety net programs. https://t.co/FmiLY5UNsL

[Country Lawyer @KeithPAllen]

And to think I assumed I was the only one. No, thank you, I’ll scrape my own crumbs off the table.