Chris Rockwell

resident DJ

[Chris Rockwell @KeithPrimo]

So many criminals on Bumble. They're all looking for a "partner in crime"

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Lots of Natives tonight discovering they are 1/16 Irish
#NativeTwitter #IrishTwitter

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Kenyans are suing Britain for up to $200B in reparations for land theft and violent colonial abuses.

With multinational corporations still occupying the land, former Chief Justice of Kenya Willy Mutunga explains how it's like "the British never left."

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@LongMcQuade Guy walk in and try to play Free Bird?

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Sometimes when I pass someone on the sidewalk I pretend to be interested in their dogs so I don't need to make eye contact.

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I want to visit Greece but I dislike olives. If you're paying I'll eat the pit.

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Been single so long I have fork marks in my ice cream.

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#tipping almost $3 for the guy who just put 2 cookies in a bag is crazy. Almost as crazy as $9 for 2 cookies.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

coffee time

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"Cocaine" was a really strange fuckin song choice by the band playing behind the Dairy Queen this afternoon. #Westboro

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I've missed travel and airports. Lady just said "it'll be nice to not wear shoes."

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I went to the dentist and they gave me Sensodyne. I thought that was for old people.

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Is it pronounced #scone or #skawn?

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Q: "is it cover bands tonight?"
A: "they prefer to be called tribute bands"

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@ServiceCanada_E What am I supposed to quit my job? Ain't nobody got time for that.

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@BrentButt The Wasp Factory by Banks.

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For real @AskLyft can a @lyft driver call before pickup and ask where I am going? Then they cancel if they don't like the answer? Feels a little discriminatory

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I don't watch people in public bathrooms but why you removing your shoes to take a dump? That is so bizarre.

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I have only ever seen a legit shoe shine booth at the airport like people are trudging miles through the forest with their luggage.

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Not jokes exactly. But I got stories for PSN: "Towels", "Mattress", "Eyelashes", "Soup"