Keith Reef

Fish tacos. Cotton clothes. A boogie board. A place in the sun. Creators of things that make you go, ”Nice.” (Burner account. One of many.)

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I like to delete tweets, like they teach you in journalism school.

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@ClownWorld 34K is not exactly luxury. And a Camry will last forever with minimal maintenance other than the regular oil change.

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@jimmyfailla Ever hear the phrase, "Too, soon,"? Even for you, Jimmy, this is below the belt.

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@moodyredhead @CyborgPeds They want to cheat. Simple.

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@DrClownPhD @ThrillaRilla369 yep -you can always cool off. You can't always get warm.

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@GlennReib Well said. I'm seeing this image all over my FB feed from liberal white men simping for social cred.

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@moodyredhead I once questioned my boss (ad agency owner) on a tactic he was employing. His response, "It's not illegal to be unethical." I quit shortly after.

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@GlennReib @sarahtexe The hero we didn't expect. The hero we needed. Fearless. Ten million men just found the love of their life.

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@klara_sjo Hogarth called it "The Line of Beauty."

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@RicciGeri @HJB_News__ @POTUS All women, six hijabs. We are so fooked.

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@RattlerGator @TJMoe28 I can definitely see the flagrant fouls, but Caitlin Clark flops as bad as LeBron.

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Unpopular take, but Caitlyn Clark flops just as hard as LeBron. The difference is the refs don’t call fouls against her. #wnba #caitlynclark #Indianafever #sophiecunningham The WNBA is about to spark a race war.

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@hughhewitt @aroberts_andrew As a voice artist, AI is getting better. The field was already competitive, but now it’s about to disappear as a job. I was also, until recently, a copywriter. The suits at corporate decided that too can be automated. Manual labor will be the last to go, but it will too.

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@shaunvlog_ "But he was appointed by Ron DeSantis, which automatically makes him an evil transphobe, MAGA warpig, misogynist, Epstein files pedo! We don't like you anymore, Shaun!"

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@shaunvlog_ The most boring drive in all of Florida. Be sure to get pics of the giant landfill mountains along the turnpike.

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@AlBuffalo2nite Voted for him, truly believed he'd unite the country, that racial politics was over. One of the first things he did was interject himself into the Louis Gates fiasco, then Trayvon Martin. He was and always will be a divider. "Community Organizer?" A huge red flag we ignored.

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Because I'm an unemployed cheap-ass MFer, I'm not going to spend the $4.99 to rent Busboys, but I will watch anything with @DavidSpade in it. Even the crappy stuff. The key to Spade's success is he pretends to be a D-lister while consistently delivering A-list comedy. @TheoVon

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@catturd2 Disappointed in Vedder. I didn't want to boycott him, but now I have to.

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@mirandadevine Why is the NYT bestseller list even a thing? Manufactured lies. And yet people on the right who write books would kill to get the recognition.

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@j00ny369T I really enjoy your posts. You bring a sense of wonder and awe to this very cynical platform.

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@SteveDeaceShow Found you via @ericmetaxas . Will not be watching this POS, thanks to your thorough synopsis and takedown. Well done.