Keith Schofield

Science, engineering, american football, cricket, books, humanist..

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@bbceurovision @rylan @scott_mills It didn't end well for poor Laika, he died of hyperthermia in space 😞😞

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@Tomptin Thank you @Tomptin 🙂

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@RunJumpStefReid @bbcsport Could you please let me know how the horizontal jump measurements are made now? There doesn't seem to be any human involvement in spotting the measurement point in the sand, is it all cameras and lasers? Great commentary by the way 🙂 Thank you!

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@SkyNews your sycophantic royal correspondent just now claimed that King Charles might even contact Trump to try to change his mind, because he always thinks 'what can I do to help?'.
How about he starts paying tax on his tens of billions of private wealth? That would help.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is a massive media scandal.

@SkyNews posted a video accurately describing what happened in Amsterdam.

It described violence perpetrated by Israeli football hooligans, and their hideous racism.

They then deleted it. This is the original.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

Did @McIlroyRory really just say yesterday in an interview that he thought that Donald Trump and Elon Musk were the two 'smartest' men on the planet?? Jeez..

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@CharlesDagnall Can't really see why Charlie Dean came in ahead of Sophie Ecclestone. 6 or 8 balls of Ecclestone would have given us a big edge. If she gets out, then Dean comes in anyway. Am I missing something?

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@trussliz It was hilarious! And the gormless look on your face as your pea-sized brain tried to work out what was going on was almost worth the thousands of pounds you have personally cost my family over the last couple of years.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@BBCPolitics #politicslive What a pompous idiot Geoffrey Cox is. Privately educated, earns millions away from parliament, dodges paying tax on most of it. Speaks to people like they are dirt. The sooner he is gone from governing us the better.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@AthleticsWeekly Farce of a sport...

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@RapSheet @TomPelissero We're still paying off his last contract as dead cap.. Please Jerry, employ a proper GM and take yourself and your kids out of the football decision making process - thirty years since we had any success should tell you all you need to know.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@BestForBritain She also thinks Kigali is a country in Africa rather than the capital of Rwanda. She is an idiot.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@felixwhite Is that the John Bramwell from I am Kloot?

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

Two minutes I'd urge everyone to watch. It's not brown skinned families arriving from abroad, nor workers striking to get a decent pay rise to feed their families that have screwed this country over for the past 13 years, it's Tory ministers and their off shore bank accounts..

[Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy]

We are a better country than this Tory government ❤️

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

The Dan Norcross love in with Gus Atkinson continues at a pace.. @bbctms commentators discussing the strength of England's lower order hitting just now - Moeen, Woakes,Curran - Dan pops up to remind us not to forget Atkinson 😂 #prouddad

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Incurable blood cancer hasn’t stopped me walking – this low-key Essex hike remains a favourite https://t.co/IyEN7d7LwY

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

@robertmdaws @OfficialBWFC Great player and a top bloke! Played quite a lot of semi pro and amateur football with after he stopped playing pro, he never looked down on lesser players and always looked to help improve them.

[Keith Schofield @KeithSchoey]

I'm no royalist but omg @lewis_damian should be charged with treason for his butchering of the national anthem at #f1 #SilverstoneGP today. How on earth did he get that gig??

[JPC @jpxan71]

#bbcqt the irony of the moment that Mercer claims people aren’t stupid just as he proves himself to be the stupidest twat in the room… sublime

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Kate Andrews, "Politicians have done a great disservice to the public by pretending and coming to this fake consensus that the NHS is the envy of the world. It's not." #BBCQT

From The Canary, "Kate Andrews is a prominent lobbyist for private healthcare companies. "