A Charles J

We are but mere flashes in the firework display of time. Make your brief spark memorable...

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@autocar Is so damn ugly! The took the most horrendous looking coupe that they make and stuck keloid scars on its arse and face.
Why not just tell the truth, this is their new M4 facelift and the still got it wrong!

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@iztore_co This reminds me of the old movie, ‘Batteries not Included’.

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@Bayswater_rkfc @RedsSeniors @1flex_ @HolmesdaleFC @TheGafferNo1 @SCEFLeague Probably get a bigger turn out at the fight than at their matches.

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@NewCuIture Straight to to showers for this lad.
He was farting before the bar dropped!
Those wet slippery ones 😆

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@harrismonkey Choose a better lube!

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@MrExposed They should be, and limitless too.

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@markriccioni A Viking burial! 🤦🏿‍♂️ All the best with the next car. (Still hope it’s a V10).

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@SicilianInHeels @NOTTHEPAPPY Waking up feeling like he’s in somebody else’s body like Quantum Leap! (I’m showing my age with this one).

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@SicilianInHeels @KarlLunz @BADCAY Any dude that falls into that, the judge just gon’ let ‘em walk! Growth hormones in the food, in the water... We need a standardised quiz just to check if they lying!

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@WileyUpdates have a word with @AppleMusic. They’ve removed all traces of your #GodfatherII album and replaced the released tracks as singles.

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@AntonSantos92 @SianMarie20 @jackwhitehall I saw someone take a full palm and finger tip face-slap, in the middle of an assembly for those very words. That sentence was life and death

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@SianMarie20 @AntonSantos92 @jackwhitehall Funny though. Come parents evening when the Mum's were about, nothing but "Hi Mrs..." "Good evening Mrs". Like it never happened. 😄

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@JeremyClarkson The sage has spoken

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@SianMarie20 @jackwhitehall That was enough for a full blown scrap! Didn't even have to finish the sentence 😄

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@MRDelectrical @jackwhitehall Sounds like a mum diss already!

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

@jackwhitehall It never left! Have a listen to both @pmoney #Snake EP's nothing but verbal napalm 🔥 on there!

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Just heard some kids arguing on the street. So pleased to hear the insult 'suck your mum' is very much still in circulation.

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

Listening to @OfficialChip on his #LeagueOfMyOwn2 album. Another stellar example of how the UK does it so well! #Flows #Lyric the lot! 👏🏿✊🏿

[A Charles J @KeithStone1310]

You know you've been in a public toilet too long if you hear the playlist repeat itself!