The Artificial Keith Stoyk

Just a simple Christian guy trying to get along in this crazy world. Retired Air Force, conservative, independent, loves the great outdoors, family, & friends.

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Support your local food bank.

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@RealHousewifeMi Now go for a walk in Dearborn wearing a "Jesus Saves" (or some other non-Muslim statement) shirt or take your dog for a walk in the park there. Let us know how that goes.

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@oelma__ 1999. That's also the last time I got the flu.

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@TaraBull I'm going with 1986.

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@itsrosesm Yes.

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@miracles7k Someone should write a BOOK listing all these challenges. People would line up around the BLOCK to buy it! (Or not)

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@Matt_Pinner Curly hair, Hawaiian shirt... Gotta be Weird Al Yankovic.

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@TJandCasper I've driven through there twice, many years ago. I never fail to recognize that stretch of road whenever I see a video of it. It's my 2nd favorite drive.

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@ThrillaRilla369 I do, every time.

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@VintageRockN_85 I'm not sure, but it's probably something from Rush.

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@MbarkCherguia What's that cop logo again? "To serve and protect." Is that it? No, the cop didn't go too far.

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@jborg_arts Bible is a noun. Biblical is an adjective. That's why.

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@MrJohnJnr Ted LIEu is almost as credible as Adam Schiff. The only reason he's less full of it is because Schiff is a bit taller. It's been over 10 years since these bums started attacking President Trump from all sides. They've failed repeatedly because they've got nothing!

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@LePapillonBlu2 And he kills baby seals and makes sandwiches out of them for all his MAGA crew. But they don't eat them, wasting food.

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@NatalyaOba By this math, I'm 167 years old.

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@EricTrumpr63 Obama. Set race relations back 50 years, made it OK for media outlets to spread propaganda, and lied about Obamacare.

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@BadAss6360 Denial and fatigue are just two of the symptoms of TDS.

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@itsrosesm I wish that that person had never been president. He really messed us up.

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@AFlorence10462 I have no respect for anyone who votes straight blue OR straight red.

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@JVMonte2 Miss You - Rolling Stones
Miss America - Styx

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@Censored4sure Forever unvaxxed, but that's not what makes me crazyyyyyy