Dala What You Must

My mentions are not open mic at the Apollo.

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"Anizosela mhluzi apha makwedini nizomithisa"

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The blesser mannequin.

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Steak and kidney garage pie at 2am when you're coming back from a night of cheating >>>

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No doubt. RT "@TheFakeAlias: Bet her box A1 tho... "@KeithTrippin: Shekinah sounds like a bong smoking hippie.""

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Shekinah sounds like a bong smoking hippie.

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This tweet cuts me deep. RT "@mandosiii_: Families aren't the same after grandmothers pass away."

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"Make a noise, maak geraas" Professor entertaining us and giving us a language lesson at the same damn time, when will your fav?

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FOH! Hahaha! RT "@ClixWell: Broke niggas call R650 isix point five."

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If you're identical twins atleast go into two different professions for fuck sakes, outchea confusing us and shit.

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You can tell that the Major League twins were one of those annoying twins growing up, always doing the same shit.

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Yup! RT "@Loom_6: Lol bt there's plenty of signs to look out for wen a girl is Not interested ukuthi siyafosta"

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When she says she's going to the loo then you see her walking into VIP.

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Fam! "@Mel0_0leM: When the jeans sit like this and as she walks by you can hear the angels sing https://t.co/ExRIiuSPlr"

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We still haven't found an answer for Mdu's Why You For Me question, now we must decipher what happened to 50 and Riky. Smh!

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The witty Eminem not the dark one. RT @SDotJR_: Your personality, in the form of an artist's music... Which artist would it be?"

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How are you gonna call the guy that does favours for you a "bhari" hahaha women are so disrespectful.

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No woman's panty has ever been soaked after she said the words "you're a nice guy" but feel how wet they are after she says "uyadika"

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Church! RT "@Mosensei: Best thing you can do for yourself is learning how to say "No" to women. They'll use you"

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I'm hungry and tired AF coming from work and wena you wanna hide for 45 minutes, you'll come out of hiding with no husband shem.

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45 min?! Who's gonna make me my sandwich? Smh! RT @radicaldates: Marry ur bestfriend. https://t.co/Hr3fr1lfYe"