Keith Urban

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@DannyPhantom24 I was there. My dad picked me up from lunch (8th grade) and we drove to Irving from Austin. We somehow had suite tickets and saw John Daly in the elevator.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don’t know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@danhinvesting It helps in every aspect of life. Mentally and physically. People say it makes you shit more, to each their own—it doesn’t make me shit at all. 10 grams a day baby! I haven’t noticed any cons yet and I’m 1 month in.

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@cas22540950 @NFL_DovKleiman I was at the star in Frisco and he nonchalantly pulled up in this spaceship lmao. I’m sure he has more toys laying around. That was a Monday. I can imagine what his Friday whip is

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@AliIbrhim959368 Yup just do 80 of these, 80 of these, 80 of these, 80 of those, andddd about 80 of those.

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@Valor_Empire SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH WE’RE FUCKING EXHASUTED FROM YOU HOES

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@itsmelaurin The only thing these videos lets me know is that id rather listen to nails on a chalkboard and light my cock on fire hahahaha holy fuck

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@Getinwithgame Nigga shut yo dumbass up nobody got time for that shit. What are we 21 year old college students with 7 hrs of free time every day lmao

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@Ara_Kahu @nypost Ah yes, Karl Marx. We totally give a fuck about your foreign communist opinion.

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@majestymasculin Holy fuck these videos are so annoying SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 😂😂😂😂 gdamn

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@nypost Naggers make it so hard on black people

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@ExxAlerts People always talk about the breed but never the owner. BRO. Look at the owner!!!! Of course her dogs killed someone. Responsible people don’t allow their dogs to become savages. I’ve had a pit/lab mutt for almost 12 years & the idiot has never hurt a fly. Always the owners!!!!

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@anxiouslyalhgew SHUT UP BITCH!!!

-Dwayne Johnson

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@menlifelegacy SHUT UP BITCH!!

-The Rock

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@ClutchPoints @mindthegamepod Rookie of the year??? Coop plays for the spurs or what? I miss something?? Dylan’s really good. He’s not cooper Flagg foh haha

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@LakeShowYo This is actually the correct answer

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@DickCarlisle The respect was always mutual, they didn’t need to do this—but thats why we respected them to begin with. Just an honest and classy org.

[Keith Urban @KeithTurban94]

@SleeperMets @NjTank99 Get minter up and moving around.