Keith Varney

Originally from small town Vermont, Keith Varney is a musical theater writer, author and (occasional) actor.

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@expressvpn @yeswehack Be forewarned. If you purchase one the @expressvpn proprietary VPN routers (The Aircove), and it is defective, they will NOT send you a new one until they've already received and tested the defective one. -- This will take multiple weeks and you will be stuck without a router.

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Hey @Giants, just for the record, Aaron Rodgers = NO.

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@NHLBruins TURN DOWN THE BRIGHTNESS OF YOUR BOARD ADS.

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@NHLBruins Your board ads are too bright! (Again)

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Aren’t the #NHLPlayoffs2024 exciting on @espn ? The checks, the shots, the wondering if the puck went in because the net is blocked by graphics blocking the action… #espn #NHL @TKACHUKycheese_

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Yes. @espn @PR_NHL stop doing this. #nhlbruins @NHL #nhl

[Don’t Ruin the NHL @nonhlboardads]

#espn This is trash. STOP.

#StanleyCup #StanleyCupPlayoffs @espn @NHL @PR_NHL #nhlonespn

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@NHLBruins Couldn’t see the action from behind @espn terrible graphics blocking the puck. Wtf? @PR_NHL @NHL

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@espn for the love of god. We don’t need our players digitally labeled on the powerplay! We’d really love to see the puck and the net. You’re literally blocking the action! #espn #hockeynight #nhlbruins #LetsGoPens

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@KechesLaw every time your insanely distracting board ad goes by during the @NHLBruins game on @NESN, I’m reminded to use literally any other law firm in the world that doesn’t try to ruin something I love.

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@NESN much better thank you

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@NESN @BruinsNESN are you trying to signal outer space? Why are your hideous distracting board ads so insanely bright??

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@IMDb why did you remove the feature that allowed us to see a full sort of episodes of a series by rating?? Your “top episode” feature used to be ALL episodes, now it’s just the top ten. I use that constantly…

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@CNN @kaitlancollins This is the least surprising embarrassing disaster ever for @CNN. What in god’s name made you think you could control the flood of dangerous lies? We all know you know better than this. You’ve lost all of the credibility you spent years building back after 2016. #cnn

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@CNN @CNNPolitics This Trump town hall is an absolute disgrace. What made you think you had any ability to stop him from spewing endless dangerous lies on your platform? This isn’t responsible “both sides” reporting, irresponsible and embarrassing. #cnn #kaitlincollins

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@tdgarden @NHLBruins you have all the resources in the world. Can’t you find a way to have decent ice even when the @celtics are in the playoffs too? This legendary #NHLBruins team deserves to play with a puck not a tennis ball.

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@nonhlboardads @TBSNetwork @tbs_pr @NHL_On_TNT @espn @NHL The NHL is obsessed with ruining the viewer experience this year… the digital board ads, the graphic overlayed over everything… it’s embarrassing for the @NHL @PR_NHL #NHL #espn #nhlontnt

[Don’t Ruin the NHL @nonhlboardads]

Why does @TBSNetwork @tbs_pr @NHL_On_TNT and @espn insist on labeling everything during @nhl powerplays??? Are the players mom’s running the graphics?? I’d love to WATCH THE POWERPLAY not your stupid graphics #nhlplayoffs2023 #NYRangers #NJDevils #NHLBruins #espn #tbs #tnt

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Jesus. @espn @ESPNPlus TURN OFF the damn player labels during live powerplays! Why are you working so hard to distract us??? They have NUMBERS and NAMES on them already!!! #espn #nhlonabc #NHLBruins

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@nonhlboardads @NHLdotcom @PR_NHL @Supponor @NHL @espn @RealJackEdwards @EJHradek_NHL @PKSubban1 @MikeSilver @PierreVLeBrun @NHLNetwork @NHLPA @cbcsports @FriedgeHNIC @hockeynight @TSNBobMcKenzie @TSN_Sports @TSNHockey @NHLBruins @ESPNPlus

[Don’t Ruin the NHL @nonhlboardads]

Once more into the breach. Stop the terrible animated digital board ads!! @NHLdotcom @PR_NHL #nhl @Supponor #nhlads @NHL