Keith Inman

The bad boy of ping pong.

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@DragonflyJonez I’m thrilled by the shamelessness of it all. Every team in the tank should dedicate one player a night to go for a hundred. I cant wait to see Pascal drop the ugliest 95 you ever seen.

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@TheWARmonger_ I had ‘99 Arod and not ‘98. Gonna keep me up at night.

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@DragonflyJonez Meanwhile

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How is it you spend more time on the tarmac at Ohare waiting for a gate to open than you do the friggen sky. Christ.

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@SheaSerrano @BNBuzz You wrote How Countries go Broke? Respect.

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@LaJethroJenkins Nah I’m thinking bread was the baseline. And then it was a fruit that really amplified things that lead to a mm. Maybe a peach or something

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@DOM_Frederic Credit to Jed. His footprint was all over the game.

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Bears score 100% of the time they play Local H before a possession.

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@AndyBitterVT

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@TylerDBrooke Why you doing this to me.

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@SheaSerrano Can I get some Bodie love?

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“Get me to God’s country”

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@TylerDBrooke I feel seen.

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@DragonflyJonez Has anyone posted the Shaq and Chuck calling the police video yet

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@SBN_Ricky Ricky, what’s a reasonable ceiling for a return in a Zach trade? Is it a good young player with expiring deals or a long term future first? Not saying we can execute that, just curious.

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@SBN_Ricky Same with Ricketts bringing back Sammy. Pulled a page right outta Jerry’s playbook.

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@DOM_Frederic Oh Tom ain’t spending another dollar this offseason.

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@IvyFutures How did the proposed mention price seem to you in terms of returned prospects? Too high? Right on par?

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@cubprospects Triantos pro position will be. .?

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@DragonflyJonez My final moments will be retweeting Terry Roziers’ Bin Laden tweet and watching it burn to the ground.