Keith Rice

I usually have thoughts, sometimes I share them. He/Him

[Keith Rice @Keith_Rice1]

@GreatBrianLast This makes a lot more sense now.

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@jackblack introducing my kiddo to the majesty of Tenacious D. "um, dada, did they actually sing the greatest song in the world?"

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@IANdrewTheGiant To be fair, it's likely that nothing short of a tank could hurt Meng back then.

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@Lin_Manuel my 4 year old loves Hamilton. We're listening in car, I hear a little voice "I'm the damn fool that shot him." Me: don't say damn, bud. That's a grown up word. My kiddo: Dada, doesn't that word just mean kind of wet? I then snort laughed. #thatdampfoolthatshothim

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@TheJimCornette have you seen this hilarious bit of flash fried fuckery?

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Janela goes for a Flaming Superkick and absolutely melts his foot into the UCC Ring #GCWManiac

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@TonyKhan @ringofhonor Cool. Now hire the Briscoes to take on FTR.

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@TheJimCornette Gotta give her credit, though, she sells better than the Bucks.

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@TheJimCornette I'm a huge fan, but it's not Hurricane, WV. It's pronounced Her-a-cun and the faster you say it the better.

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My wife ordered some things for my birthday. It can happen to you! @TheJimCornette

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@TheJimCornette Under the Dome did get an ending. The dome was caused by aliens. It was real dumb, you didn't miss out.

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@SenToomey You're saying the quiet parts out loud again, dipshit.

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@JohnCleese They need to be saved from healthcare, a living wage, and generally a higher standard of living.

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@DocC_RovingVet @DrOwlPhD @RedHourBen @RexChapman Or for anyone with babies/toddlers. DST is pure hell with babies/toddlers.

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@ItsMeDavidCross It wasn't not for me, I guess? I feel like they sat down for a table for a table read and then went "Fuck, that was 50 minutes, how do we pad this?"

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@TheArnShow How will be able to tell, though?

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@JaimeMarron10 @junior_cigano @WWERomanReigns Given that Omega is a mid card talent in the ring at best, yeah Reigns is quite a bit better than a quarter of Omega's talent. Reigns can also deliver a promo.

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@teriiyakigod @AEW @youngbucks @Christian4Peeps @tntdrama We expected to them to not do it if it's not going to look any better than that.

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@ItsMeDavidCross I read Animal Farm in one sitting. But I was stuck as a commuter on a college campus after my morning class was abruptly cancelled. This was pre-smart phone and I had hours to kill before my next class and it was the only thing in my bag. First and last time.