Keith Uren

Handsome, charming, debonair, sophisticated, well-travelled and ripped to perfection are just a few of the lies Keith has told women over the years.

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It’s the Gallagher brothers I feel sorry for #FACup

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If new Pope comes out chanting ‘USA, USA’ I’m switching off.
#Pope

[Hickson LFC @liverpoolfcsyd]

This is GOLD!!!

#LFC #PremierLeague

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@piersmorgan The Front Bottom

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@channel5_tv Forgot this was on

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@NickyAACampbell Lost our beloved Dachsund last month unexpectedly. He brought us so much joy. Beyond devastated

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@prodnose @quantick Or Joni: “She could see the valley barbecues from her windowsill”. So many more of hers, of course

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Never mind #YorkshireCarpenters how about ‘Whippet’ by #YorkshireDevo

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On Top o’t world #YorkshireCarpenters

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@jameshannah One Angry Man

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Congratulations @WestHam on winning the European equivalent of the EFL League One title

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@nickw84 @StephLunch She lost her argument in the first sentence - they bring a lot of money in. The existence of the Royal Family brings in billions in tourism which outweighs the cost of having them. Oh, and watch charities helping those she referred to disappear without their Royal Patronage

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@quantick “Who sends a suicide telegram?”
“Felix the nut, that’s who. Imagine getting a thing like that? Then you have to tip the kid a quarter?”

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio ‘Do It Again’, by the incomparable Steely Dan

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Our Strauss #classicalpop

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Anything by The Four Seasons #classicalpop

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@ThatEricAlper Catweazle

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“On the hop”, surely @SkyNews

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@ThatEricAlper A Case of You by Joni Mitchell

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@ThatEricAlper ‘Mockingbird’ by Grant Lee Buffalo