Keith and Randy

Live tweets of the daily on-goings of a convoluted couple, told from a nearby viewers perspective - Keith, Male. Randy, Female.

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Keith and Randy have returned home from another busy day of work and have proceeded, as usual, to confine themselves in the bedroom

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Apologies for the lack of updates, tormenting news within the world of Keith and Randy.. they're happy and well, who wants to read good news

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Riveting conversation overheard as Keith is getting haircut tips from Randy. Grooming him as the next Joey Essex? More like Joe Kinnear!

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Big night for Randy and Keith, local pool hall has the honour of their company tonight, if walls could talk.. Randy's idea #poolhallparty

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Celebrations are in order? Keith has had to ask the "decent" gyal across the road for a corkscrew, bottle of wine & not a word from Randy?

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So at 12.15am, Randy has the sudden urge for a cheeseburger and so off the two go, on a midnight romantic drive to McDonalds #midnightsnack

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This weekend will be a quiet one, the two have fled the Midlands in search for other life forms in and around the Merseyside area #followers

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Keith doesn't want Randy in the shower for long because he wants one. Randy dropped the ILY and the dishwasher is on #relationshipgoals

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A bathroom rendition of the backstreet boys "as long as you love me" performed tonight by the duo tonight, off key.

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Randy recently called Keith a pussy for only eating a few slices of his pizza last night.