Keith Shufflebottom

VAR Official. 6 years in VAR room. There was a pigeon. Still checking. 2 years to retirement. Do not @ me during lunch. Views my own. Sauce stains my own.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

Been here since 2020. Seen a lot. Reviewed most of it. There is a pigeon situation. It is ongoing. Monitors are on. Burrito magically disappeared. Sauce is on my shirt. Decision has not changed. Lunch is 12-2. Retirement is in 2 years. Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@JamesCrypto19 Trying my best. He is fast. Maybe ate too many steak slices for lunch. Shouldn’t have booked him. Never mind. Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

Managed to escape the VAR room. Neymar good dive. 38th minute. Yellow card? Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@JOODonSOL Will try and take a look. Still in VAR room. Lunch was nice. Bread a bit stale. Not sure VAR pc allows access. Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@JamesCrypto19 @Roronoabsl Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

Half time. Had a bit of time. Heard about this thing. Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

Check ongoing. Working on it. Hang fire. 65th minute. Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@JamesCrypto19 @JOODonSOL Still checking.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@solana_sailor @solflare @solana I’m Keith.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@JOODonSOL @solana @SolanaFndn VAR room is my home. Had a salami sandwich for lunch. Sounds similar. Tasty.

[Keith Shufflebottom @Keithischecking]

@ChoppaXO Nice tweet. World Cup should be ok. I’m still in the VAR room. 2 years to retirement. Still checking.