Big Dreams No Pockets.

Where my money at?

[Big Dreams No Pockets. @Keitus_]

A lean purse is easier to cure than to endure.

-George S. Clason

[lyxe @cryptolyxe]

“if Elon lost 1 trillion dollars he would still be the richest person in the world”

probably the craziest shit i’ve ever read 😭

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Mimi naisha bana

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

If only Kenyans thought with their heads and not hands, this is the man to take us to where we deserve to be including arresting and jailing hao wezi.

[Brian Omariba @_brianomariba]

Kumekucha !!!

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Maraga for president, Sifuna Deputy.

Kenya's salvation.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/2TMzIyzLOV.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Kwani wewe ndio wife ?

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Hii dunia hukua funny ajab!😂

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

Wee umbwa

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Streets calling this the African El Clasico 😭

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

people that shower in the gym are a different breed.

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

I can avoid this

[Freeman⚓️💪🏼 @Emmachuuks]

Weight lifting is fun until you spend over an hour doing squats and still have 4 exercises left, lol.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[pastor micheal @dexxe]

one reason i want the diet of kenyans improved is so that we can all grow to normal sizes and realize passo and 14 seater matatus are not going to work for mass transit.

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

I’m a man of modest income pls