Kristen

Mom of five. FF/Paramedic that now teaches. Wife. New empty-nester. Trying to figure out what the fuck to do now.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@LisaBarlow7 is my new favorite housewife. Across ALL housewives. I said what I said.

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@JJGomez127 @LisaBarlow7 Good Lord, I hope so…

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

Y’all. The look my dog threw at me when I DARED to climb into my OWN bed in my OWN house…that SHE DOES NOT PAY TOWARD…makes her worthy of being on a Real Housewives franchise. #EmmatheBeagle #realhousewives #youpaynobills

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

Question, breast cancer survivors. If you would’ve been given the option of a preventative mastectomy prior to diagnosis, would you have taken it? It’s being presented to me, and I am just STUCK #breastcancer #cancersurvivor

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

Favorite. Character. #shehulk #Madisynn

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@Coolio as a San Pedro transplant to Illinois, I was super bummed to not hear Coolio say ‘ain’t no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don’t stop’! Although he was still LIT 🔥 🔥

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@KirkHammett and @larsulrich There are a few Gen X-ers working the North Medical Tent @lollapalooza that are superbummed that we can’t see or hear your set tonight! Please please come say Hi to us up here!! #Metallica #fans #genx #lollamedicalteam

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@Metallica There are several paramedic and nurse Gen X-ers at the North Medical Tent that won’t be able to come see (or hear) your set tonight at #Lollapalooza2022! Please please please come say Hi to us!! #sosad #bigfans @larsulrich

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Every Texas Republican I've heard say it's not the time to politicize guns this week will be speaking at a political convention about guns this week in Houston.

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@ThePhoenix20904 @Yankees These are facts, not politics…

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

Watching Until The Wheels Fall Off on @hbomax about @tonyhawk. Growing up in SoCal in the 80’s and 90’s put me at several skate comps with my bro. Talk about nostalgia…always been a fan!

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

2/2 NVLD patients CANNOT read social cues. Physically impossible. So Chris probably got knocked out of left field when he was hit. And saying it’s ‘out of love’, is complete gaslighting. Fuck Will Smith.

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

So are we just going to ignore that @chrisrock has been very vocal about his NVLD during his adulthood? We are going to claim @jadapsmith alopecia is, but not another actual neurodiverse disorder? You can’t have it one way…what in the actual fuck…1/2

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@tamrajudgeOC Who is going??

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

I’m taking it personally that @NHLBlackhawks have lost every game I’ve been to this year. Six games, six losses. Y’all, I’m sorry if it’s me!!!! Especially @Brinksy97…I really love you!! And I have tickets to two more games this season 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

I feel like this Sam Adams man looks like @McConaughey …

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

You can either have a nice day, or your husband can tackle a home improvement project on his own. But you can’t have both. #Dammit

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

If I could have a drink with one housewife, it would be @heathergay29. I. Just. Love. Her. The realness. The zero fucks. How can I make this happen?? #RHOSLC #andycohen

[Kristen @Keke_Cee]

@FilmIntuition Single greatest F-bomb in cinematic history. Fight me.