Kel Miper Jr.

Expert analysis, mock drafts, and recreational drug use! Ball is life. #hotdog fan. Living on Wonderlic scores and PREVNAR 20™️! #pneumococcalpneumonia #fwm

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BIG BIRD off that PERC

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BREAKING NEWS: Kyle Busch cause-of-death rumored to be food borne illness cause by ingestion of bad cheese wheel

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@CBird73936300

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Me: I need to stop smoking weed and start respecting women
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Gay Michael Waltrip is doing the plug walk: the butt plug walk

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Jon Gruden has become a Frank Caliendo-esqe caricature of himself

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My homegirl sucks ding dong

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Please help I'm lost at sea

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Men r gay

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@AdinHaykin1 Silence, Jew

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Smoke things

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Bad Bunny is sucking me off in the locker room

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@OzraeliAvi Lying Jew

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I need a Porto Rikan mami

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Dam Maduro got the Pit Vipers and a bottle of spring water while Obama had Gaddafi killed on site

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Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

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Fuck Santa Clause, he a BITCH

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This homeless guy got more drip than me 😔

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@HilzFuld Silence kiike

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Stray cats for sale

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@RabbiShmuley Silence Jew

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@Kenny_Wallace Kenny Wallace banned from social media