Kelsey Albert

UMD class of 2018 🐢

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

https://t.co/vySvhoC0IH #GoFundMe

[Darren Hartgrove @dhartgrove96]

Jaws 516 #HHN

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@dhartgrove96 #housedivided

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@dhartgrove96 this was my joke i demand credit

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@RachHartgrove no way i’m his number one fan!

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@BarstoolNOLA Jeremy Shockey. I was brand new to understanding and liking football and I kept accidentally calling him Sparky so my parents got me his jersey for Christmas.

[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

Drew Brees needs a statue outside of the dome ASAP.

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

might fuck around and let the rain fall down & wake my dreams

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@RachHartgrove @mhartg1 i just unironically say “brother” now because if that it’s a sickness

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@RachHartgrove my favorite ride was the ellen ride, which was brutally taken away from this world too early. who didn’t love to learn about energy from ellen and her neighbor bill nye the science guy #stupidjudy

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@RachHartgrove i’m pretty sure i was going to send that to @dhartgrove96 yesterday but i saw he had already liked it

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@mhartg1 i didn’t entirely know what to do, i think i laughed awkwardly and said “have a great night”

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

just thinking about the trick or treater we had last night who took a look at the candy in our bowl (all normal stuff; snickers, milky ways, 3 musketeers), looked me straight in the eye and said “i don’t want any of this” and walks away without talking anything.

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

what it’s like being a #saints fan and watching this offense

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@dhartgrove96 @RachHartgrove which i guess means darren is in fact NOT dancing on his own. what a liar

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@dhartgrove96 @RachHartgrove our cat would say otherwise, as he gets forced to dance with darren every time

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@mhartg1 @dhartgrove96 @RachHartgrove

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@dhartgrove96 is it because he’s a #ginger

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@RachHartgrove @dhartgrove96 @mhartg1 mine was quiet until he said that. so over an hour of barely no talking.

[Kelsey Albert @KelSlay___]

@dhartgrove96