Kel Varnsen

Hahaha

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@tomgrossicomedy Wildflower is going to murder the scriptwriter

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@barry Arrogance? The top brass refused to believe bugs were smart and could actually organize. Also they just didn't care about human life.

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@AndrewYang Why should I respect someone who voted for a Nazi and wants to round up 10 million people and put them in death camps and wants to make my friends marriages illegal. People who want to do that are bad people.

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@nanglish I work for the government and I'm terrified I'm going to lose my job. I've got a goddamn mortgage to pay.

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@joerogan @elonmusk Imagine thinking this

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@realdavec @americanreqiuem There isn't. You can only apply for the lottery in August. I found out I was going to a December show in early November, and they hadn't announced the guests yet. It was Emma Stone and Shawn Mendes. Good show, but Mendes was terrible. They only let a few through standby.

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@thehill I would too, but the fact that we're even talking about it shows how scared they are.

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@realdavec @americanreqiuem As someone who has actually applied for the SNL ticket lottery and actually won, you're wrong. Maybe some of her fans got the standby tickets earlier in the day, but the majority of people in the audience were picked before the host and musical guest were even announced.

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@thehill @TheHillOpinion lol he literally did, get the fuck outta here.

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@mattyglesias I started wegovy and I want to quit drinking coke, but i need the bubbles. There's got to be some good seltzer out there.

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@StephanieHypes @Bakari_Sellers Let's not be crazy here, she's not going to win Florida. It will be a legit miracle of she gets within 5 points.

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@stayingsaneusa @TheDailyShow @TriumphICDHQ Yes, because if there's anything that identifies maga, it's that they're well adjusted people with senses of humor.

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@thejohnboymyers @kylegriffin1 Lol my guy, republicans are the party of big government now.

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@TomPelissero Why would we subject the poor Germans to MGK. What could they have possibly done to deserve that.

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@PolitiFact Stop being stupid. He changed his tune when he got called out on it. You know exactly what his intentions are.

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@KamalaHQ big if true

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@thehill Lol, ribald remarks. Call them what they are, the incoherent ramblings of dementia addled felon. STOP NORMALIZING THIS BULLSHIT, HILL.

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@LeVeonBell Well this is disappointing

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@NancyMace You are truly one of the more pathetic cowards of the 21st century.

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@lafergs I recently did a bingewatched that entire show because I stopped not long after Luke Perry died. Wow. That finale made me more angry than i've ever been at a tv show. Just a profound betrayal to the character development of every single character. Infuriating.