Kelsey Wolfenstein

She/Her
I love Pokémon, Mortal Kombat, and anime.
I have yet to play a single Wolfenstein game, but I chose this name years ago because I loved it.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

For the vapid fucks lecturing me that Jimmy Carter was the worst president ever here’s a reminder….

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This tweet is proof that all the money in the world cannot buy happiness.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

the fucking PRESIDENT of the USA has to pay a woman 5 million dollars for SEXUALLY ABUSING HER! fuck this country and all that it is.

[Chanel Chanel @ChanelnotC0C0]

Being single after a 10 year relationship has affirmed what I’ve always known… I don’t like the majority of men. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yall suck at romance, thoughtfulness, conversing and often lack consideration. Also yall are so hyper sexual it’s disgusting.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

it's 16 years since Raven and Tara recorded their New Years rant video to welcome the year 2009

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

dude this is so fucking sad. she's just trying to give her son the backpack he likes, and this guy is shouting her down so that strangers don't accidentally think his 4 year old is gay

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow. Dying is easy. Math is hard.

“The most patriotic thing you can do for your country is your homework.”

This is both funny and true:

[c h r i s @mych3micalswift]

i think about this quote often

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

South Korea has impeached two presidents in two weeks.

We couldn’t even hold an insurrectionist accountable in 4 years.

SMH. 🤦‍♀️

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

[emma @emma_____weaver]

Amazing keep it up everybody!!!!!!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGAs realizing Vivek and Elon hire foreign workers over Americans is the best Christmas present ever. 🤣

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Black president, y’all mad

Black vice president, y’all mad

Black Lives Matter, y’all mad

Black Panther movie, y’all mad

Black ‘Annie’ musical, y’all mad

Black cast on ‘The Wiz,’ y’all mad

Black ‘Little Mermaid,’ y’all mad

Black woman on the Supreme Court, y’all mad

We take one month to commemorate Black history, y’all mad

Black women at LSU win NCAA basketball championship, y’all mad

Black Entertainment Television, y’all mad

Black lead actor on ‘Star Wars,’ y’all mad

Black rappers perform at the Super Bowl, y’all mad

Black National Anthem at the Super Bowl, y’all mad

Black woman sings country music at halftime on Christmas, y’all mad

[Kelsey Wolfenstein @KelWolfenstein]

@guywhoiswoke I’ve only dated men on in the LGBT thus far. It’s sad to she so many women let their homophobia out when it comes to dating.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

no one has ever told you that you can't say merry christmas.

NO. ONE. HAS. EVER. TOLD. YOU. THAT.

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

One day we’ll unpack how men view sex as something degrading that happens to a woman, and not something consensual that happens with a woman, and that’s why they view women who have sex as “less than”, Even though all humans have been having sex since the beginning of time😭