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Knowledge, peace, happiness.

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I should really pin a disclaimer that all these tweets come from a place of deep ignorance and preemptive self disdain

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@XGluon Good luck ✌️ lmk if you make some progress. We’re all interested in finding the formula.

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Meet your heroes. Do it. Get in there with the gritty reality. Fix your delusions about humanity.

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Are flaming hot Cheetos a comfort food?

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Tbh I have no idea how this presidential election is going to end, but MAGA folks already proclaiming that it and the superbowl are rigged, and that the superbowl and T Swift are part of the Biden psyop new world order machine is completely in character for the modern right wing.

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Foremost, I simply want to see the people I love at peace.

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@ElfReign A while back I fell into this trap of deciding to name all my characters with a Val- syllable at the start. I did it for my guild, and it was a good decision, because I’m an altaholic and this helps people recognize my toons. But good lord, naming them can be tough.

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@sspain0520 Look at all these people pretending that they wouldn’t still be mad and poor if they didn’t pay taxes.

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With a new year upon us, we have a blessed opportunity for new beginnings and new hope. This is a perfect chance to repair old friendships. For all my Republican friends and family: if you vote for Donald Trump again, I will sterilize you by next Christmas.

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The conservative plan to end mass shootings by addressing mental health has not yet lurched into motion, but I have high hopes that it will materialize sometime before I die in a mass shooting. Aaaaany day now.

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@jonson486225704 @Joyce19541982 @JoJoFromJerz 👋

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@DrEliDavid @Cobratate this new direction is wild

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@Joyce19541982 @JoJoFromJerz Respectfully, increasing ownership has increased the problem.

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@HumansNoContext

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@qalam_writes How much is jizya this month?

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@MrAndyNgo Morons always find a way to out themselves. Just like all the blue checkmarks I see here.

Those who perpetrate violence will be brought to justice.

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@officialdwts any thoughts on inviting @Cobratate to Dance With The Stars?

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@greg_price11 This just in: conservatives mad again that courts are doing their job.

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Some people will just show you a picture of a desiccated tree frog and be like “unhhhhhh I love my baby.”

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A movie set in the early 1800s, told from the perspective of a young Shoshone man struggling to find his place in the world, whose life is turned upside down in act 2 when the first white man he meets (a French fur trapper) makes off with the girl he’s been trying to impress.

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@BeschlossDC Every time someone says “Remember 9/11,” it picks at that scab.

I will not pass on this dysfunction.

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Still chuckling from the image of conservatives slapping on windows, screaming, “STOP THE COUNT!!!”