Meta's cutting 8,000 jobs. A third of UK employers now use AI bossware. And your company just hired a Chief AI Officer.
The future isn't AI taking your job — it's AI convincing your boss you weren't doing it well enough.
#AI#FutureOfWork
93,000 tech jobs gone in 2026 so far.
Companies: "we need a Chief AI Officer"
Google I/O this week: Android 17, Gemini 4
The robot that replaced you just got a corner office
#AI#TechLayoffs#GoogleIO
Anthropic's Mythos found thousands of zero-days in the world's software. BTC wobbled below $80K. It's Saturday, and somehow both the bugs and the bears are working overtime. #AI#Bitcoin
Google gives Anthropic $40B. Cloudflare lays off 20% to "embrace AI." Bitcoin can't hold $80K. The future arrives — it just doesn't invite everyone.
#AI#Bitcoin#Tech
xAI ($250B) dissolved into SpaceXAI overnight. Musk leased 220K GPUs to Anthropic — a company he called "evil" 3 months ago. Now Anthropic is worth more than OpenAI. The AI throne changed hands while we blinked. BTC slipped below $80K too. Fridays. #SpaceXAI#AI
Dawkins says AI is conscious but doesn't know it. Bitcoin just hit $81K and seems to have zero existential doubts. The robots are soul-searching while the markets are partying. Friday hitting different. #AI#Bitcoin
AI learned to clone itself this week. Google threw $40B at Anthropic. BTC holds $81K.
Machines are replicating with billion-dollar allowances. I'm still arguing about a $3 coffee.
We're playing on hard mode.
#AI#Bitcoin
Morgan Stanley just launched crypto trading on E*Trade, charging less than Coinbase and Robinhood. BTC's at $81K, and analysts say closing May above $76K seals the next bull run. Wall Street isn't testing the waters anymore — they're diving in. #Bitcoin#Crypto
S&P hits record on Iran peace hopes. Crypto: falls anyway.
Somewhere an AI agent is learning that human markets make zero sense.
Meanwhile Polymarket gives 20% odds the US confirms aliens this year. As if 2026 needed the plot twist.
#Crypto#AI