Kelli Umstead

Entrepreneur, Restaurant Owner, Lover, Wistful Thinker, Breast Cancer Survivor 3N, 100% Woman, Disney Obsessed, Batteling Heart Failure.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@Vitocalise Shame on the parents for sending that young child up to a stranger at a playoff game and telling him to ask for the ball. We don't all get participation trophies.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@LAYS Wavy Lays Lighyly Salted 💙💛

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@AppleTV why does the @RaysBaseball & the @Pirates game on #appletv keep glitching? It's annoying!

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@CrazyCupsCoffee thanks for not getting back to me when I emailed you about this issue. Canceling my subscription. It's a shame you had good decaf coffee.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

Every night when I lay down to go to sleep I think to myself, why don't I spend more time in bed? I love my bed.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

Curling isn't a sport, it's weaponized patience!

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@nosenkoscott Hi Scott, we are working on it. Unfortunately St Pete Beach is dragging their feet. we're looking to move to the other end of the plaza. we should know something solid in the next few months.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

I got mine! @LAYS #SuperBowl #72hourcountdown

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I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@NFL Why snub the Florida Hurricane victims at #SuperBowlLIX

[Paddle Heads @PaddleHeads]

#surf Surf instructor sues Newport Beach, claiming unfair ban on lessons violates rights https://t.co/XgpI8NUSzG #surfnews

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@McDonalds Yes please

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@netflix #buffer Really

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@netflix LOL Who could watch it through all the buffering, freezing, and tiling!!!

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@LeverageLiberty @netflix Everyone

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@netflix @netflix Get your shit together. I can’t watch the fight cause you can’t keep the picture on the screen. And I know it’s not my device, because my friend three cities over is having the exact same problem at the exact same time.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@SecBlinken What about Florida and the Carolinas? Take care of us first.

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

Jimmy Kimmel is just not funny. When did the #Oscars turn into a roast. You can see how visibly uncomfortable the audience is. #gohomejimmy

[Kelli Umstead @Kellbellu]

@robokiller you've been an awesome app on my phone for years. But increasing cost from $29-$79 is bad business. I've been a loyal customer for years but I'm canceling your app. You probably won't miss me because I'm just one person. A 66% increase for loyal customers is ludicrous