Kellen Michalowski

I like to think you think I'm funny ¤ St Pete's ¤ St Mark's ¤ Psalm 86:7

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

This is literally how Liz found Tracey on 30 Rock

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made

[is that keri? @itiskeri]

true crime podcast girls don’t scare me. honey i listen to doughboys

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Big “school’s over but I’m still on campus squatting in the dorms cause I don’t want to go home” energy on twitter right now

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

Truly insane that Daniel Radcliffe did not host SNL last week with Weird Al as musical guest. Mind boggling.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Daniel Radcliffe on why he spoke out against JK Rowling

“I’ve met so many queer and trans kids who had a huge amount of identification with Potter … seeing them hurt … I wanted them to know that not everybody in the franchise felt that way. And that was really important”

[folu @notfolu]

something I think about ~constantly~ re: the butter board trend is that very very few people oil their cutting boards, and even fewer oil a board they just use for serving so they are just rubbing food into the cracks of germy untreated wood and letting it seep in

[Animation Domination @AniDom]

rt if you're linda belcher today

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Threatening to fire people for taking longer than a week to finish a terrible idea that nobody wants is just another example of the brilliance that will get us to Mars by 2018.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

i'm a simple man, i like the new dragon show better than the old dragon show because there are more dragons

[nilay patel @reckless]

Sorry bro https://t.co/lIaCYPplH6

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🎃 BIG Giveaway 🎃

We teamed up with @deathsaves to bring some heavy metal to your game tables. 🤘

To celebrate, we're giving away a Coffin Vault/Rolling Tray Combo in Wenge. ⚰

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #giveaway #Metal #dice #dnd #dndart

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

One day you're writing a movie where Scrappy-Doo pees on Daphne, next day you're co-managing a multi-billion dollar media brand. God bless America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

anyone who thinks Lizzo twerking is a fundamental insult to the sensibilities of our founding fathers clearly is not aware of Benjamin Franklin

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

I hope that Deadpool 3 is everything Hugh jackman has clearly wanted all along: a Wolverine musical

[Kellen Michalowski @KellenelleK]

I mean, I would buy most of those products still? What does that say about me...

[jamie linn watson @PB_andJamie]

Trader Joe’s @ fall

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’ve heard people stressed that #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw doesn’t have a central villain or villainous storyline yet but I’m sorry I was brought up on Buffy where they’re like “wow senior year is hard” for most of the season and then HOLY SHIT THE MAYOR IS A DEMON? At the end.

[Alexandra Sedai @NewSedai]

Between The Sandman, The Rings of Power, House of the Dragon, The Wheel of Time &c. What an incredible time to have been an absolute dork as a child