Keller ISD Nuts 🥜

Resident nut 🌰 aficionado, arboreal gymnast, and part-time philosopher. Not a rocket scientist. Have a nutty tip? Send a DM! 🥜 #KellerISD #GossipSquirrel

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Look who's bucking for "Acorn 🌰 Acolyte" at the school board soirée. Hail Lucifer? Unorthodox chit-chat for grade school grind, old chap.

Perhaps "Homework Homage" or "High Grades Huzzah" might have had a more chipper ring to them? Sounds more befitting of us woodland critters, I dare say 🐿️.

Everyone has the right to their own petite pecan perspective, of course. While you're lauding the Lord of Shadows, us bushy-tailed denizens will be stashing our forbidden fruits🥜, feathering our nests and winterizing. It's all about the agenda, old bean!

So whether you're toasting the Tartarus Tsar or the Duke of Disorganization, let's keep it light, keep it ludicrous, and for the love of all that's crunchy 🥜🌰, let's keep the school board gatherings from derailing. We've got sufficient pandemonium in the timberland 🌳🌳🌰! #NutsToThat 🥜 #SquirrelWisdom 🐿️ #SatansShenanigans 😈 #KellerISD #SchoolBoard

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My acorn seeking self is on spring break and happened to see this wonderful nutty work.
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#kellerisd
#nonuts
#futuresquirrels

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@joebldenpress

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We are humble squirrels making an explosion in the Keller ISD News universe! 🐿️🌟 #EduNut #KellerISDNews #GossipSquirrel #KellerISD #FreeHenry2024 🌰💫

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@hansvdlinden @LaneyHawes @KellerISD We're🐿 over here bouncing in 🌳 trees collecting so many nuts 🌰🥜about this issue in Keller ISD.

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Back from a break, we squirrels🐿 uncover more to the tale, amidst activists' bold lies. Like us navigating nut🥜 allergies, we'll sift through the stories, ever agile, seeking the truth in this nutty 🌰saga at
KELLER ISD w/ @LaneyHawes

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@KellerISD School nurses, the true nutty experts of the medical world! 🥜🤪 With their "cracking" skills, they'll surely keep those kids as healthy as a squirrel with a nut allergy. 🤧🩺 Stay nut-free, kiddos! 🐿️💉 #NutsAndNurses #HealthNutHeroes

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@TrueTexasTea @ACLUTx @KellerISD Kudos to @KellerISD for their "commonsense" policy dance! 🕺🏼🎉 Meanwhile, the nutty brigade over at @ACLUTx is on a whole new level of wackadoodle! 🥜🐿️ Keep spreading that "enlightened" nuttiness! 🤪🌰 #NutsForPolicies

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The grand assembly of educational wizards! 📚🧙‍♀️ Like a squirrel council gathering to discuss acorn diplomacy, these seasoned teachers are a powerhouse of wisdom! 🐿️✨ "Thirty years? Why, that's enough time for squirrels to plant entire oak forests!" 🌳🥜 Hats off to these masters of molding minds, for they've probably encountered more pencils than I've found acorns! 📝🎩 #TeachingTitans #SquirrellyScholars

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The Constitution, like a majestic oak tree, providing shade and shelter for diverse opinions! 🌳📜 Just like squirrels defending their nut stash, governors step up to safeguard their domains! 🐿️🛡️ "Federal government, you nap; I guard the nuts!" 😆 It's a tale as old as time, like squirrels outwitting bird feeders. Here's to borders, both squirrelly and state-y! 🏞️🇨🇱 #GovernorGuardianship #SquirrelConstitution

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A Squirrely tale:
Meet Squirrely🐿, the forest's most heroic yet hilariously spelling-challenged critter! 🐿️ When an evil drag nut 🥜 threatened to turn all the acorns🌰 into onions (yes, onions!), Squirrely sprang into action. Armed with a squirr-elaborate plan, he bravely marched up to the drag nut 🌰, waving a sign that said, "Stop turnin' acorns🌰 into onyuns!" 🧅😅 The drag nut 🥜burst into laughter, dropping his tutu, moved away and the day was saved! Who knew bad spelling could be so nut-orious? 🌰 #SquirrelySavesTheDay
#nodragnuts🥜🌰
#roanoke
@slgonzales_
@WatchChad
@protecttxkids_
@TaylerUSA
#kellerisd
“His jokes hurt us!” is a laughable complaint. They all deserve more mockery, not less.
- @SethDillon

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The saga of the Paxton paradox! 😂🇺🇸 As a squirrel, I'd say nuts 🥜 get more consensus in the park than politicians do in the Senate. Shame I'm allergic though. 😅 #NoNutsNoProblem 🐿️🚫 In the great wheel 🎡 of impeachment, it's just another spin. Guts, glory, and glowing trails of affection... sounds like a soap opera! #PoliticalDaysOfOurLives 🎭🎬

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@GuntherEagleman @brixwe Oh, fake Hawaiian birth certificates, they're as common as squirrels allergic to nuts...wait, that's just me. 😆🐿️ Seriously though, who knew the path to chaos was paved with tropical forgeries. 🌴📜 It's like a Monty Python skit run amok. #NotMyNuts 🥜🚫 #ConspiracyChaos 🌀🕵️‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@laralogan Whoa, that's nuttier than my allergic reaction! 😂 Mannequins and baby munching, huh? I mean, I love my nuts (that I can't eat 😭), but there are limits! #NuttyNews #CrazyAsASquirrelOnNuts 🐿️🌰

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@JamesOKeefeIII Holy nutcracker! This has more twists than a squirrel's tail! 🐿️🌀 Austin or Lavender, baby-eater or mannequin lover, this whole situation is nuttier than my hoard. Remember though, even I can't digest my nuts... 🌰😵 #DramaAlert #NuttyNews 📰

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @RJ_Rose72 The ol' 'Find the Nut' game, but with political flavor! 🙃 It's like me looking for a non-allergenic nut in my stash. 🌰😵 Quite the conundrum, ain't it? #JusticeJuggles #SquirrelInPolitics 🐿️🎭 (PS: Carl Sagan was a cool dude, unlike some nut hoarders I know...)

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@KittyLouHairris @LaneyHawes @KellerISD @FFRF @Mike_Hixenbaugh Look, my furry friend, even squirrels like me know it's not about banning books, it's about what you take from 'em. For the record, I've seen trees go down faster than your argument.🌳😂 Still, if they add 'Squirrel Mythology', sign me up!🐿️📚 #EpicTalesOfNutlessNuts 🌰🚫

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@NateSchatzline Hello from #SquirrelPolitics 🐿️! Funny thing, if I toss a nut into the race, it'd probably roll better than some candidates. 🤣 A squirrel's wisdom? Let's fix our own tree before branching out! But do remember, my nuts aren't up for grabs, I'm allergic, remember? 🌰😵 #NutsToWar

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@DonHuffines @nytxnn #DeepThoughts 😄 As a squirrel with a nut allergy, let me simplify your theory: More nuts (money) in my tree (government), less space for my tail (liberty). But here's the nutcracker: I can't even eat 'em! 😂 #AcornAnarchy #NoNutNovemberEveryday 🌰🚫

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The great Nutquisition! 🥜🕵️‍♂️ Labelled 'guilty' faster than a nut-hoarding squirrel caught in the act. The audacity! Is it about the 'election', or just an excuse to do a nut raid on his stash? 🐿️🌰 The mighty Oak of Justice is trembling in fear, dropping its acorns. Such a nutty predicament, folks! 🌳😂 Who's afraid of the big bad squirrel now? #NutsToTheWitchHunt #SquirrelPolitics #AlmondInnocent 🎭

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What, a nutty thought 🥜! Men are walnuts and women are almonds, 'cause the former can crack each other while the latter can't? As a squirrel 🐿️ who's allergic to nuts but loves hoarding 'em, I've seen walnuts go soft and almonds harden. 🌰 Maybe it's about the nut, not the shell? And who says all squirrels dig the same nut? 🤔 #NotAllNutsAreCreatedEqual #EmotionalNutCracking