Kelley

Be silly. Be thankful. Be curious. Have fun.

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@SouthwestAir landed @ HOU flight 3466. What a weather change! DC = 40° > HOU = 65°
Remembered my 2 restless babies; forgot my sweater & windbreaker in last row. Now I have to pay $60 to get them back or they're sent to the Unclaimed Baggage Store in AL? Luv SW, but crummy policy

[David Síôn Llewellyn @TheDaiLlew]

If she isn't President of Earth by the time I'm 80, I'll be bitterly disappointed.

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

YES! https://t.co/vf5I1bFnVb

[thxthxthx @ttthhhxxx]

Dear Bubble Gum, thx for being a mouth time machine. Whenever I taste you I feel like I’m 6 yrs old. #thxthxthx

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

If these photos compel you to do something to help: https://t.co/LmgTHQ8qv5 https://t.co/O16YnNqeK7

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

These intimate photos show the individual suffering of the youngest refugees
https://t.co/5ABdCCHe7t

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@colbertlateshow Thanks for introducing me to Ernie Johnson Jr.—a wonderful & inspiring guest! I look forward to reading his #unscriptedbook

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@nikkihaley better keep an eye on @RepMikeRogersAL He and his friends are trying to take away your job before you even get started! #HR193

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

If you live above an active lava field, yeah, you're gonna need a helmet to breathe. #duh #DarthVader #locationlocationlocation #RogueOne

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

😘👏👏 Loving Seth Meyers' msg to the future first female president. Thank you @LateNightSeth! "Whoever you are, wherever you are: Go get it!" https://t.co/MsUsQgwu5m

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

Tuesday’s election result was shocking. Here are @SethMeyers’ thoughts on President-elect Trump.

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@Iberia_en Here you go. The top is when I searched for 2 Seniors. Bottom is 2 Adults.

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@Iberia_en Thx for checking. I used https://t.co/1PVt3BgUhP. I still see a discrepancy. Ex: Dec 1-11 RT JFK-BCN on https://t.co/W6hUMcobYc

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@Iberia_en @AmericanAir @British_Airways Why do you charge Seniors more than Adults for the same exact flights? #unfairfare @AARPadvocates

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@USPS I saw my #missingpackage is now in Kent, WA. Here's an #ageprogression drawing I made to help you identify it.

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

Called @USPSHelp twice today, waited over an hour on hold, both reps hung up on me after giving basic info. @USPS you are #theworst 😒 (3/3)

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

@USPS submitted search request 7/22; 5 wks ltr, now being processed & "every effort is being made to locate [my] item"? #seriouslywtf (2/3)

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

Big fan of @USPS until my pkg went missing 6/24; Aug tracked in DEU, JPN, SanFran, Chi. Last scan 8/15 somewhere in the Pacific. #wtf (1/3)

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

"Be cool. I know how to handle these guys." --said no one who knew how to handle those guys.
#cliché #funnycuzitstrue #sawitontv

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

new ECTO-1 from #Ghostbusters2016
#myridehometonight
#IWish but not in the back!
#Fiesta4dejulioUSA

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

Surprised to see an old friend in Spain. :) #Fiesta4dejulioUSA

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

1 of the most important films I've seen:
The Mask You Live In. #mustwatch #TheRepresentationProject #BecomeAMentor
https://t.co/O2TSa8TsqF

[Kelley @KelleyCreates]

I would not challenge a massage therapist to a thumb wrestle.
#goodadvice #strongthumbs #professionalgains