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I like helping people - lets solve problems together.
Work hard and be nice to people.
Be so good they can't ignore you.
A little weird is good.
Do epic shit.

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@BuzzFeed this IS from “Baby One More Time”
Your quiz is wrong, FYI

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Unhelpful if you can't get customer support to rebook your ticket because the IVR sends you to a dead end and hangs up on you. And you cannot change your flight online. So how does this work?

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We're waiving change fees for customers who have travel plans through April 30. https://t.co/shoW0zHgEN

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We're waiving change fees for customers who have travel plans through April 30. https://t.co/shoW0zHgEN

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Congrats on making @BuzzFeed list @KarenKilgariff

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Thanks for the @amazon buzzkill @LastWeekTonight now I feel #guilty for order on #primeday2019 Do I really need those wall clips to hang my broom? No idea!!!

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Hey @Delta my bag has been “lost” for over 24 hours now. Waited on hold today for over 3 hours with NO ANSWER! Can you help at all?

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Got stuck in elevator B6 @ToyotaMusicFac after seeing @MyFavMurder Thank god there wasn’t a fucking murderer on that elevator! #SSDGM #myfavoritemurder

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@bobbybonesshow what was the name of that book about ‘history always written by the winners’ @mrBobbyBones recently read? Want to buy it for my husband!

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Here’s the new @AccentureACTIVE 😂😂😂

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@mrBobbyBones Now going on the 60 minute mark of the "Is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate on my friend text thread. It's getting contentious!

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I'm going to go ahead it @amazon Prime Day sucks. Beyond the technical problems Bad user experience, search sucks, and everything looks like the clearance section of a clearance store.

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If @LaTourEiffel closes for weather is @58TOUREIFFEL also closed?

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@Ask_Spectrum - no internet for almost 2 hours now. Talked to 10 different agents. Can someone contact me to fix it? This has ruined my evening

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.@GetSpectrum Been transferred around to now 10 different agents. You messed up our internet 2 hours ago. Someone needs to call me back that can fix the problem.

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2018 starting off with a bang ended friend text thread with “gotta work tomorrow night” and “put kids to bed, my bed time too”. All texting then ended - it’s 10:15pm

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@MrJDScott @hgtv @MrDrewScott Suspicious - where's your other brother? 🤔 @MrSilverScott

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@MrJDScott Pretending to be a fake sibling to make my family bigger!!! Happy holidays!

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@MrSilverScott @MrJDScott @FamilyFeud @IAmSteveHarvey @MrDrewScott How much did you pay your body double to be on @FamilyFeud 👯‍♂️

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Looks like a Phoebe and Ursula "movie magic" situation: @MrJDScott @MrDrewScott @MrSilverScott

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. @MrJDScott What a coincidence that your name is JD aka "Jonathan" @MrSilverScott and "Drew" @MrDrewScott