Kelley Skates

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Such peace knowing my sweet girl is talking to me again. Love the little stinker. #sheisjustlikeme

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Poo on you children's place online ordering. TERRIBLE!

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

@realDonaldTrump This man really should be running for president. #trumpforpres

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Dear Lord I hope this is the start of a great day. It has got to be better that my day of hell yesterday. Oh, @etweetbygod following you!

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

This little man is staying home with his sweet nanny. The tourist are too crazy for him.

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Going to be a fun day at the boardwalk! Really wishing my kid wasn't so damn hateful and could be here to go with me. Ugh #liveandletlive

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

So thankful for my baby boy. He makes everything better. #feeling loved

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Never lose sight of the contribution you bring to the table. The fact that you can bring home the bacon AND cook it too! #baconisgood

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Well, you successfully destroyed your dad's marriage little lady. Lord forgive me but I am so glad it wasn't my family torn to shreds.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

#Florida homeless man busted for allegedly offering up vacant home he did not own for rent on #Craigslist http://t.co/w8xhA9TR

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

How could I let a 13 year old piss me off so bad? How? @turnercgray wish I could stay calm like you do.

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Ready for a relaxing birthday, good times!

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Today is a new start and the last day I will ever be 31 again. So excited for changes.

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Sometimes the more you think about things the madder you become. Wish I could just turn my big brain off!

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

@Charliepaix I already run a business that is on autopilot...most of the time. Lol thx

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Well! No mermaids for us today. Aquarium was super packed. Myrtle beach is running over with tourist. #birthdayweek

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Watching My Sisters Keeper. Not a good movie to watch the day after you're child leaves your house in a rage #lifegoeson

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Love this little guy.

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

There is nothing like being crapped on by a 13 year old. #tripfromhell

[Kelley Skates @KelleySkates]

Feeling used and abused. Done. Jeez, I knew better. Chad once again my saving grace #ILY