kelli

03-23-17

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

Tomorrow is about to be a long ass day smfh

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

I am so disappointed in @NyxCosmetics's full throttle lipstick like why tf is so dry and nasty looking on your lips....even if i use a lot of Carmex before applying it, my lips still look like the sahara desert w the lipstick on......wtf...

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

yes fuck it up posty <3 https://t.co/YhdnVnCYG9

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

here i come world

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

music is incredible. the act of throwing reality out the window and getting fucking lost. the world is fucked, but for those 3-4 minutes everything is okay.

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

I'm not gonna argue w someone named Shawntanette lol sorry bye.

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

so had to get a new phone awhile back bc I dropped in in the toilet, and I had to redownload all my mf apps & I couldn't remember my twitter password, but I'm still logged into my account on my laptop so I'm never on unless I'm using it on my laptop and for that, I'm pissed af.

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

guilty pleasure: dixie chicks
fucks i give about that: 0

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

quizlet comes in clutch for college 100% of the time

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

actually @nataliee98_ , many L's took place ! you falling and busting your ass on my deck, me getting tipsy and submerging my phone in the toilet, and the incident while leaving lmao oh wow

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

when you submit your homework online with a solid 6 minutes to spare lol

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

what did I do this weekend you may ask? I got super tipsy and dropped my phone in the toilet.............there's that for a major L

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

I don’t understand how people actually ENJOY going to the gym 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I wish I could just eat cake and be skinny 🍰🍰🍰🍰

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

it genuinely sucks how some people want everything their way and can't make sacrifices for once

[kelli @KelliAlexis1]

PSA: I'm not an alcoholic ok I just enjoy having wine coolers and getting tipsy :-)