KJ

Art is an attempt to stop time, to catch it, to hold it.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

When you're mid project and you can already feel the dopamine slipping

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Once you have a taste of the life where you don't have to wear pants ever, you don't want to go back to the life that required pants in the first place

[Ivan Coyote @ivancoyote]

I have officially run out of enough serenity to accept the things I cannot change. There’s simply just not enough fucking serenity to be had at this point. Maybe this is a supply chain thing too, I don’t know.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

That feminine urge to give up everything and become an urban swamp witch with my cats and house plants.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

I know it's 2022 and @Wolf359Radio ended a little over 4 years ago but I'm still out here like "have you met our lord and savior, ya boi Dougie Fresh?"

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

Blue would be like 130 in dog years right now.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@hankgreen I accidently pushed a kid off a slide in PRESCHOOL and I still think about my guilt and shame at least once a week.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@graceegood LAWSUIT

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@erineliz13 And also T Shirts

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@erineliz13 A third skill: being the best overall person

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

Me last week listening to "C****": They have a son?
Me this week listening to "It Sticks With You": THEY'VE HAD A SON FOR THREE YEARS??!!!
#welcometonightvale

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

#peepaws

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

Really loving the halftime show

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

When people talk about being"first round" and their not scheduled til March I want to vomit. Seriously? This is the best we can do? The fastest we can get this shit distributed? Yikes.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

I came in to work today with snow visibly stuck to my face shield and coat, and one of the supervisors asked if it was snowing outside. I had to physically restrain myself from Paris Gellering my boss.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

Warning for all 2nd wave vaccine people-- make sure you get it on your non-dominant arm. I was fine after I got it yesterday, but today I can barely hold my phone.

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@BriggonSnow 🕵️💃🛸

Honestly this could be like three of my favorites because the majority of audiodrama podcasts are ultimately just ✨ g a y s i n S P A C E ✨

[KJ @Kelli_Jean_]

@pmcm1355 @benegotherit I'm crying rn over "bahookie" 🤣

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They teargassed peaceful protesters so Trump could hold up a Bible.