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[KB @KelllyFish]

@CartoonsHateHer It whips. Especially when you’re young and hot and can go to the front of the lines.

[KB @KelllyFish]

@6abc It’s also closed between exit 7 and 8. Mile marker 56.7. They have the bomb robot poking at a duffel bag.

[KB @KelllyFish]

They pulled out the bomb robot on 95N for a duffle bag so I guess everyone’s having an insanely normal one.

[KB @KelllyFish]

I remember my boss being like “you’re missing a lot of things and need to work on your attention to detail” and thinking “I don’t think I’ve showered in 4 days and I don’t remember if I’ve pumped or not today.”

[KB @KelllyFish]

@mariar310 Learning through the replies to a tweet that she drinks too much and isn’t a teenager any more 🫥

[KB @KelllyFish]

No these are 2 people with incompatible lifestyles and possibly one with a drinking problem.

[KB @KelllyFish]

Bring back consequences for scaring the hoes.

[KB @KelllyFish]

The advent of dating apps means people feel they don’t owe basic decency to their date who is now more likely to be a stranger than a friend of a friend.

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

What opinion about Dating will have you like this?

[KB @KelllyFish]

@___JaneDough___ @lingerie_addict Sounds way cooler than a for profit healthcare system just trying to save a buck.

[KB @KelllyFish]

@SpintronixGuard @clhubes When I need to take my daughter upstairs I grab her by the armpits and make rocket noises. I could see how that could turn into a memory of flying.

[KB @KelllyFish]

Did you poop?

No!

Can I change your poopy diaper?

Yea!

🤔

[KB @KelllyFish]

@DawFfraw @clhubes The cruel march of time man.

[KB @KelllyFish]

@annamerlan It’s kinda wild to see all these RW media guys take one look at the evidence and go “yea no he’s guilty f that guy”. What’s different about this time when they are usually so willing to hold the line? Even in cases with similar evidence.

[KB @KelllyFish]

@realgirl_fieri Some of them are great and some of them are doing TikTok dances about how actually it’s fine to do a 42 week home birth with twins and GBS. If yours made you feel better then hey that’s worth it!

[KB @KelllyFish]

@realgirl_fieri TikTok doulas stay in your lane challenge (impossible)

[KB @KelllyFish]

Alcohol counseling services have these little quizzes and like 60% of questions are “is your alcohol consumption harming your marriage or family or have your friends expressed concern about your drinking?” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[KB @KelllyFish]

“All 26 year olds party like this!” Ma’am. Listen to yourself.