Katie Kelly

chronic resting bitch face, emotionally constipated

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

Flexin'

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

Hey @elonmusk now that you freed the bird can you free me from my student debt? I’ll pay it forward

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@sarahbog How much you think gets wasted on the cling wrap?

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@sarahbog Hold on $12? That better have been handmade by woodland fairies

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@GovBillLee STOP the execution of #PervisPayne. There has been erosion of justice for 33 years & you willfully continue the injustice. There is no foundation for this case to result in conviction, let alone execution. Issue a stay & grant him clemency. Save an innocent life.

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

I know that 2020 was rough on everyone...
But do you remember wearing gauchos and a Paul frank monkey shirt with your tamagotchi attached to your blue fuzzy purse? Oh and the 2in foam flip flops? Thank goodness we at least ain’t there no more

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@sarahbog Then talking about how great and sweet cats are and how everyone should get one

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@sarahbog Scratches you don’t remember.

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

An app named “Robinhood” stealing from the poor and giving to the rich can’t make this up

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

Me and my boyfriend when I don’t get my way

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

If you would like to draw parallels between protests of today and protests from over the summer - remember the reasons—
-black lives matter: countless murders of innocent individuals by police
-today: the leader of America upset he lost
One seems more serious but idk

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

No one wish me happy new year until you have scheduled your vaccination

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

I really need Tran from New Girl to rock me back and forth in the water

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

@sarahbog @faul_jewel

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

no they’re not “symptoms of depression.” they’re blues clues

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

It’s really not fair that frickin piece of crap humans get to live longer than dogs 🥺☹️

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

Don’t want others to see you cry?

Use gorilla glue for tear drops. It’s glues tears to stay in your eyes.

#lifehack

#PleaseDontDoThis

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: 🎶 so lift your voice, it’s the year of jubilee 🎶

me:

[Katie Kelly @Kelly18Katie]

My boyfriend has a product in the shower that is 5 in 1. And my boyfriend is bald. He just needs a 1 in 1 ?¿?